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Still would have preferred 3rd with an Ars- Pool draw. Now Le Voyeur is 5 points clear.

the way she dressed for the VMA's

The No Shave Rules Welcome to the home of the great annual event called "No-Shave-November" where guys and girls alike unite in the height of laziness agreeing to not shave their beards or legs (respectively) for the entire month of November. After all, it is in the busiest part of the semester or work year, and you are the farthest behind on sleep, so why waste the time? Plus, it is cold enough to wear scarves or jeans (respectively) to cover that unsightly hair. Everyone, young and old, male and female can participate in No-Shave-November by following this simple calendar of guide-lines. The festivities shall unfold thusly: Nov 1: Razors are stowed, indifference ignited. Noshember begins. Nov 1-7: The week of scratching that itch. Push yourself, control the desire to shave and relieve the itchiness. First Wednesday: Itch hump day. Nov 7: Day of Gnashing of Teeth. Nov 14: Finally the men don't look ridiculous (boys may look rediculous). Nov 14: Finally the women do look ridiculous. Thanksgiving: Quoth Flan: "Moms and grandmothers just don't understand." Nov 27: Finally the boys or follicularly-challenged do look ridiculous. Nov 30: Photograph day. Take your best hair exhibiting celebration photos. You have truly completed something great. Dec 1: Great festival of many razors, shaving commences. Dec 2-24: Careful planning and shaping of your follicle resources grown and nurtured above your upper lip. Dec 25: Mustache Christmas Morning. The subsequent greatest day of the year. Time to creep some people out. Let the race begin! Among No Shave November traditions, perhaps the strongest is the beard and/or leg hair contest (or armpits or whatever...be creative). Lets see who is the fullest, bushiest, and most natural after a month, and then join in a ritual corporate shoring of our hides! No Shave November Matters! Another very important Noshember tradition is the causes and charities world wide that it supports. Many of the worlds greatest Noshemberers and Noshember events of our time have been when the people rally around a great cause. Whether collecting funds throughout the month, or just raising awareness, be sure to check out some of the many important issues and charities supported by Noshemberers world wide. The Council of Noshember met to decide some critical issues and questions that the peoples have been crying out. Issue 1. The peoples cry out: "Can I keep my existing beard come the end of October and just start from there?" Council's Decree: The goal of Noshember is not so much the contest or even the ritual shaving, but rather the shear laziness of being unkempt and rough together for an entire month. Let us not get bogged down in detail, but keep our eyes on the prize. Or prizes as it were. We're just glad to have you beard-keepers along for the ride. Issue 3. The people's cry out: "Must I leave the chomo hair on my upper lip? It is unsightly and unfriendly." Council's Decree: Again, the theme is laziness and unkemptness. If you are not ready for real laziness and unkepmtness, you can shave the stache, but remember, we encourage you to grow and improve in your slovenly ways. Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the cause. As it was written: "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." Leviticus 19:27

Ha, finally some good stuff. Count me in. I'm going for more like Noshember- No shave November( moustaches look weird on me) and hopefully, i'll put up a mugshot if i succeed in growing a good one. Actually, our Medicine HOD asked us to do the Movember thing. Till then, i didn't even knew such a thing existed.

I'm guessing next is Miley's

Now i like it even more

The more feasible thing is to develop de Bruyne as a CM and to make him play in the pivot with Ramires. Oscar is, like, on e of the best CAM in the world. No way it should be changed. Period

Cech Ivanovic Cahill Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Willian Oscar Schurrrle Torres I can see myself reshuffling the lot for the next match, like after the newcastle match

Let's just risk them till January and hopefully one of them comes out fine from this mess. Last thing i want is John Terry to fuck up- Season over.

After all these games, having to go there is probably tedious work. That will change our entire defensive setup( for good or for worse) Then again, that back 4 has not played a single game this season- its more like going back a few steps. The best thing is to get Luiz's and Cahill's shit together.

Fuckers are 5 ahead of us. Wishing for a Manure win against them- akward

So what do you suggest??? Try out Kalas???

Like always

showed real courage to come at us after the first goal when we were all out attacking, especially Remy( you, motherfucker, you)....Never felt like they parked the bus after the lead.

Where's my fucking minion??????

He had a okay first half with all the long balls and all but the second half was as bad as the rest of 'em. Still seems a bit absent minded at times. Cahill, today would have made a better performance.

Damn, i just swapped Agger for Fonte in FPL..lost that motherfucking clean sheet :banghead:

Seemed like Mata moves to the hole too often forcing Oscar out to the flanks which flaws the entire Mourinho dynamics. Shurrle appears like our best AM atm.

Just one of those times when everyone decided to have a bad game, especially Mourinho......Let's just move on and focus on mid week.

Ibrahimovic and Drogba are more complete footballers than Eto'o can ever be, not just because of their greater aerial threat but also in their style of play. I'd go for Drogs any day, Zlatan is just overrated because he scores awesome goals.

Torres

Welcome dude

You said it best, brother