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Shame he didn't smack his head on his knee, causing concussion and a depressed fracture of the skull.

If there had been a lie detector in court, the explosion would have gotten him arrested for terrorism... If I was prime minister, I'd bring back torture just to be used on him. Cunt. Worse than Scousers.

Julio Cesar? He came, he saw, he lost.

Maybe he should buy one for Grant...and call it the "Titanic".

If that's true he did, we're in deep slurry.

YES! "Computer says Yes!?!" I'm just glad no-one bet anything on the ban being retracted- I don't have 1800 billion billion pounds.

2/1: FA overturns card: 1800 billion billion/1

1. Chelsea 89 pts 2. Man Utd 83 pts 3. Arsenal 80 pts 4. Everton 76 pts ----------------------- 5. Aston Villa 67 pts 6. Portsmouth 63 pts ----------------------- 7. Livscum 61 pts - - - - - - - - - ---------------------------- 18. Sunderland 30 pts 19. Fulham 24 pts 20. Derby 14 pts

Where is my Stereo? Where is my Mondeo? Where is my Video? Where is my Mobile Phone?... Sund at the Scousers.

um...6-1-3? 2-2-6? 10-0-0? 1-1-17? Maybe Anelka in Goal, he hasn't tried that.

I'd like to see Mourinho return Man Utd get Grant Livscum get McClaren

Why don't we have a 1-on-1 between Grant and Gerrard...with real bullets?

New anti-drinking ad: "Too much alcohol can make you feel invincible; but if you play for Spurs you are, were, and always will be an idiot."

I've had another look and some of the comments have disgusted me. All the obvious people (Scousers, Mancs, Gooners, Spurs, West Ham fans etc) have posted most of the disgusting stuff but one of the two most shocking comments have come from a guy named "sabbath97" who I hope isn't a member here. See for yourself. http://www.thesun.co.uk/mysun/comment/view...mp&pageNo=1 "Make them claim political asylum in Ghana" "They are not British" - They're legitimate UK citizens for f*ck's sake! Those comments belong at a BNP rally!

Trophies Grant will win- The Teacup The Coffee Cup The Buttercup

I wonder how much looting and benefit fraud the scousers will get up to...

I say confiscate the trophy and send it to Stamford Bridge.

I say we run Avram out of the club, recall Mourinho, and tell Grant we set the police on him if he ever darkens the Bridge again! :ballack: :censored: :censored: Then again, if the handball had been by oner of their polayers in their area...

I wonder if this has anything to do with the explosion in the nearby lie detector factory...

Classic!

Ideal lineup: GK: Cudicini LB: Bridge CB: Carvalho CB: Alex RB: Ferreira LM: Malouda CM: Lampard CM: Mikel RM: Sinclair ST: Anelka ST: Kalou Subs: Hilario, Ivanovic, Essien, Ballack, Drogba.

Two games without a win now for United...including a home loss.

I though it was against the rules to post Liverpool magazines on this forum!

Nice or not, I've started a petition. http://www.PetitionOnline.com/s5gtl3vk/petition.html Only a Liverpool fan would refuse to sign it.

The only solution is to kick any cunt who ruins it down a well whilst shouting "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RIP all those who died. Anyone who cuts short the minutes silence, doesn't care, or makes jokes should get back to Anfield where they belong!