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fine, on the 16th I'm celebrating my birthday in a samba pub, I'll ask some friends to shoot the whole thing. I'm only doing this because I'm afraid of karma coming back and biting my (Chelsea's) ass. I can't do the gangam style though... but I think doing the bunny sporting my Eden shirt would suffice

nvm someone already answered you

I can't agree with this. West Ham definitely defended well, but in the last 10 minutes we came within inches of scoring multiple times, with perhaps the biggest chance right at the end when Lampard missed a sitter. In retrospect Mourinho was definitely too slow to make changes, but hindsight is 20/20 and Jose was probably confident we would break them down with the players we had on the pitch. I imagine he was worried about a freak goal on the counter as well because it was clear we weren't going to bang in a lot of goals. We created the chances, we just didn't take them. With better finishing that game was ours. But that's what I meant anyway. Mourinho's mistakes weren't the reason we drew but their defensive skills and our already known and old inability to score. His mistakes were minor imo. Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note 4G using Tapatalk

This man simply surprised me beyond words. Our best defender currently and that's when JT is having one of his best seasons with us in the last few years. He's cemented his place in the team and became one of the best defenders in the league. Mourinho's been doing a great job with him, but I feel like everything was there, he was just a bit rough in the edges and Mourinho just did the polishing. I hope and pray he keeps the improvement curve and keep himself at his peak for a couple of years more. Outstanding, Gaz, simply outstanding.

He was absolutely fantastic and I agree with José, he held Navas Speedy Gonzalez back perfectly today.

I still like him better as a CB but he hasn't performed a match as a CB this season as good as this one like a MD. He was simply brilliant today and he opened my eyes that bringing Matic was just the first time into world domination (lol). With a guy with a little bit more class (and David has more class and touch in the ball and vision than Ramires) we simply put the best pivot in the league to shame. We need a partner for Matic as good as himself and while I don't think David is that guy, he's showing us that with an improvement from Ramires playing by Matic side, we'll be very hard to play against. Very good defensively and his ball for Hazard today in that Etoo woodwork (Luiz started the play) was simply amazing.

He was just amazing. the way he created space for us, opened their defense as if they were nothing, had a little Garrincha moment there pretending to move and making a fool of the defender ahead of him (Kolarov I guess), and simply just killed for us is unbelievable. I'll stand by my words earlier. The moment he steps into a match like this and not only create those chances and does those amazing things, but actually build the scoreline himself, it'll be the moment he'll take the final step in his confidence level and he will just explode. Solving a match like this (although there was some slight spanking from us, so it wasn't that much complicated ) with a goal or a direct assist, will boost his already outstanding skills and we'll watch (more like witness) the birth of football's new star. Remember me when it happens, I don't know if it'll be soon or not, maybe even in the WC for Belgium, but that's the final touch he needs to just take it to the next level. And then, babe, we'll be unplayable

Head and Shoulders ahead of you, Hart

sigh, I did say no more edits in the previous post after 3 of them. How The Godfather of him and completely THE BOSS that he poses to a pic with a fan with a Chuck Norris face? also some very nice quotes by BBC Sport (according to tumblr) about our feat tonight

a picture says more than a 1000 words #legsopen #raped

LOL if he didn't understand, can you imagine Oscar, Rami and Willian? in other news: hahahahahaha

@Blue-in-me-Veins, I miss you around, Anthony (sp?)! Where have you been, kiddo? ******************************* this! it's quite simply actually, lol, we just keep complicating it ************************** nice headline ***************** last edit, I promise lol Pellegrini, lol

sorry, but that game was drawn because nothing we could do would change that I disagreed with some of Mourinho's choices (especially the subs and the time he took) but we could have played the entire squad for 5 days and that 0 wouldn't be removed from there. Let's take a moment to recognize WHU defended flawless there... we were unlucky, didn't have the players to finish it for us (something we never do anyway) and despite Mourinho's minor mistakes, I don't think he earned to be judged by that result... his mistakes were minor compared to the greatness of WHU defense skills in that match

go talk to @CHOULO19, as far as I remember the bet was with him...

that I'd do this dance (but no bunny costume), record it and post it here. Nobody collected, so now I'm free from it

dude, I remember before even the first match I made a bet here that I would do some stuff if we won against them at Stamford Bridge... now we won both away and home. nobody collected the bet though

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that sums up nicely this match. In all seriousness, we just owned their arses in their turf. It was brilliant, it was orgasmic, it was sooooo fucking goooooooooooood. Not for one moment I felt we weren't winning, not even when we hit the wood for the third time. That match had our name on it and we deserved the win. I said before the match about this being the same tactics as against United, and in all honesty, I'm not sure if it wasn't. That was our third match of the season and now almost six months later we executed the plan down to T. I even go as farther as saying that the opponent made a difference here. Unlike Arsenal and United who were cautious playing us, City did their thing and came for us - it's just they never got us, and by consequence we've explored all the spaces they left brilliantly. Matic, Cahill, Hazard and Cech (in no order) are my MOTM (although in the poll I voted for Eden). They were simply fabulous, fantastic, on raping-mode. Luiz was amazing in the pivot, Azpili did very well imo against Navas, Willian was a monster defending and helped Hazard in the attack (but god help us, we need a set-piece takes asap, all his corners and lateral free kicks are useless) My only complain goes to Ramires and please correct me if I'm wrong - as I feel like I might be nitpicking. I bitched about him before the match, during the match and now I still feel if Oscar (or in all honesty anyone else) has played instead of him, the impact might have been even bigger. He was good defensively for some part of the match, but for most part of the second half he was tired, and compromised even defensively. He was absolutely TERRIBLE attacking, killing some of our attack, destroying our best chances and he's offered them a couple of chances too. I was never a big Ramires fan, but his performances for us in the UCL and ofc his stamina and energy in almost all matches won me over, but as I see this team progressing, I think after we solve our striker issue, it's time to find a better partner for Matic. Luiz just proved the difference a better player with Matic can do in our midfield and consequently domination. Ramires is really good, but I think progressing as we are as a team, if we don't replace him coming next season, he'll be the weak link of the team. Maybe it's just PMS and nitpicking on my part, but I feel we could bring another guy next season, maybe van Ginkel can already be that guy, but looking at the players we have in all positions now, I think we can survive with the FBs we have, but we'd be rapists if we had a better partner for Matic... Luiz and Matic today just RAPED their midfield, but although I was very pro Luiz-Matic for this match I'm very against Luiz in the pivot in general.

we OWNED their ARSE WE're CHELSEA FUCK FC Nobody wins there, nobody is Chelsea!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU CITY!!!!! FUCK YOU DEAN! I'm a mad woman PMSing with my dirty mouth, PORRA!

MIKE DEAN, GO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU CUNT SON OF A BITCH! GO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUNT

I want a Hazard statue built on my house!!!!

release the prodigy, Hazard as a striker!

I can't believe Mourinho can't see how much Ramires is compromising now. He seems tired, his contributions in the attack are AWFUL and he's not performing in the defense anymore. He could cost us the result.

Mourinho FOR FUCK SAKE, JUST SUB RAMIRES OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was a foul ON Willian. Fuck you, Dean!!!!!!!!!!

can we have a decent set-piece for a change?