Rubber bullets

Am I the only one who sees the irony that Pompey's shirt sponsors is jobsites?

Ballack is not a Chelsea player, he is simply an employee from the marketing department. We never needed him it was just that Kenyon needed to interfere with the squad in his 'bullshit' quest to make Chelsea some sort of 'world wide brand'.

I'm sorry but when Ballack is playing, what ever formation we use, it is like playing with goddamn 10 men instead of 11, at least with Deco - even if he has the same pace of Ballack and is a little injury prone - contributes much more to the game and is more beneficial to Mikel, Ballack is just big and clumsy, should only be used in injury time when we decide to defend any small lead we have got, he is shit when attacking and slows down the midfield, can't make the midfield fluent like Essien or Deco.

I hope that when Ballack drives home, his car is crushed by two lorries sandwiching his car, crushing his legs that forces amputation, his spine crushed forcing him to be paralyzed on the whole body and been force to have an oxygen supply machine, because that means he would never happen to play again. He is so fucking useless.

Is it me or is Zhirkov more of a threat from left back then Kalou is at left wing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1265412/Juliano-Belletti-admits-game-Chelsea-FA-Cup-final.html?ITO=1490

Well their is confidence, and then there is over-confidence, I suspect Spurs went into the game expecting to stump Pompey hard into the ground like some people are expecting Chelsea to do, and then Spurs get knocked out.

Those words might come and bite us at the end of the match.

Looked like a microphone to me, especially since he wrote the words "I have a dream", which looked like a reference to Martin Luther King's speech.

Hasn't anybody noticed apart from me that he is hardly coring anymore, its just that one match with with us in the CL and everybody is now drooling over him.

Lol I guess all were crap at art classes during school.

And what does Malouda do to celebrate this award... Score the goal that takes us to the FA Cup final

I feel a little bit sorry for Aston Villa. did'nt reflect their performance, although we did deserve to win. Another Wembley final

Great that Carlo is keeping the formation of 1 striker with two wingers.

This morning the crack gave way and now there is a big hole in the ceiling, apparently the shower was letting water seep into the wall of the bathroom which build up in pressure on the ceiling in the kitchen room and this finally caused part of the ceiling to collapse, which means we have to get a new ceiling, I'm not sure if the insurance will cover this.

Long story short - We spent around £3000 on our bathroom for refurbishment, but now the room below (the kitchen) now has a large open crack on the ceiling with water leaking out, I really need advice on what to do because I am in almost in a fit of hysterics!!!

With Fat Sam Allardyce as their manager, please, he sucks Sir Alex's cock harder then a hoover, you can tell from this article http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Manchester-United-boss-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-has-thanked-Blackburn-s-Sam-Allardyce-for-giving-United-a-helping-hand-in-the-title-race-after-drawing-with-Chelsea-article365503.html

Yippee!

Fergie is Scottish, and you know what Scotland always do when the England football team is playing.

He is much younger then Shevo (20 I think) he will have plenty of time to mature and adapt to the PL

I can defiantly see Matic and Bruma/Van Aanholt in the squad next season, especially as we can't rely on Essien on midfield and only Terry/Alex/Ivanovic/Bosingwa as the only CB/FB.

Lets hope J.Cole's form continues well, that will be the only reason for him to get another contract.

I would love Pato to come to Chelsea, but I would never pay any player that type of money, no matter how good they are.

We celebrated so hard when Bridge scored that the dog literally jumped 2ft in the air from her basket while she was sleeping

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Chelsea-star-John-Obi-Mikel-to-be-Nigeria-s-World-Cup-captain-article379059.html Wow, what a way to increase his maturity and confidence.