Rubber bullets

This is guy has been one of our most consistent performance this year, doing all the unspectacular work so the attacking three can flourish, what more do you want?

Is Cesar crying?

The Ivan-Jt is the partership that conceded 4 goals at Anfield last season, just to give a pessimistic tone to the match.

"@TransferNewsCen: CCTV reporter Liu Siyuan Sina: "Guizhou chairman Dai Yongge told me that he has officially signed Lampard and will be revealed in January""

Bollocks, Tony Gale is commentating.

LEEDS UNITED! Lets suck it to that git Warnock!

What a crazy game.

If it makes you feel any better,at least this time its no one in Chelsea that is being accused.

Do you know how to get the rest of that interview? That sample was hilarious and would love to see all of that interview.

Then again I seem to remember Man City making multiple offers and huge wages. It took about a month and a huge wage increase before Terry said he would be with Chelsea for the rest of his career. Pfft.

Oh bollocks, the Mikel-Lampard partnership with Ramires on the right. Expect a more rigid type of football with the midfield unable to take control and Lampard constantly up the box cos he wants that record.

But that's going into much more vague territory. From what I understand if a player takes a shot that is on target and takes a deflection (e.g Oscar's first against Juventus) it still counts as a goal to the player who took the shot as long as the deflection isn't some freak one. The Ballack situation is a very different case. One being it hit the post (and shots that hit the woodwork (if they don't go past the line like Luiz's free kick goal) don't count as "shots on target"), and secondly, like I said it was going away from the goal, meaning that it takes (as in the previous sentances) a freak deflection that completely changes the projection of the ball that was originally going off target. Hence it counts as an own goal.

Well yes, considering when it hit the post it was going away from the goal and had the goalkeeper not made contact with it then their would be no goal, so of course it an own goal. But that's physics for you.

We managed to come behind from 2-1 at WHL without John Terry, Frank Lampard or Didier Drogba. And some thought we would struggle without them

Counting down the days when my spine breaks and will become crippled by age 25. In other words utter shit.

Get told that I should wait 3 hours in a General Hospital at Midnight to be get news that not much is wrong with me.

Why in the hell do the official's need 24 hours prior for "permission" to close a bloody stadium roof!? Absolutely barmy!

Looks like someone is upset and jealous because they were sold before we won the CL an Fa Cup http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2880/england/2012/10/15/3450764/anelka-claims-chelsea-dispose-of-players-over-30?source=breakingnews

Was a good game for him to be more expressive and attacking and he scored a well taken goal, firsts good performance in a couple of months for him. Still would not trust him in the bigger games where we need more focus on defending against the opposition.

Holt is bossing Terry worryingly.

Streams?

Oh come on, RDM could surely give Azpi his PL debut against Norwich

Not really, you really do want to rush recovery after getting a hamstring injury, it can have serious consequences.

Players who did well - Cech, Cole, Luiz, Ramires, Oscar, Torres, Mata But overall it was a bit disappointing, slow, sluggish and no where near what we can do with this line up. The Ramires - Lampard partnership was shit and Moses was disappointing, but I will let him off as he is new to the CL.

Who said Luiz couldn't take a free kick (me included)?