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Piers Morgan with a chelsea player He's bitchin' about it on twitter

Costa and left back(hopefully Luis) and we're set for the title, and maybe CL. Didn't like him before, but now, an enemy of arsenal is a friend of mine

Courtois is coming as no.1 next season. There is really no doubt. Next season is make or brake for Jose, and with Cech even in doubt for beggining of the season I don't think that Jose will play Schwarzer(or maybe Blackman ) until Cech's fit. And there is no guarantee that Cech is going to perform after the injury, and with us going literally for the treble, there is too much risk.

I don't think that anyone even rates Welbeck and Smalling

With proper striker coming I just hope that Jose will drop ladyboy to reserves. And when is that premier league B starting? He might be worthy of bench warming for Chelsea B team untill his contract expires.

Again with this. And what kind of team does suit him? We changed managers and play styles, and guess what, he sucked every single time.

And he also won some corners.FFS

You just can't let it go, can you?

Sign Gordon Ramsay as left back

The stomach is not the problem, as you said it's not hard to lose it. The question is why does he have it in the first place? He is a professional footballer and athlete, he needs to watch what he eats.

Damn. That injury is seriously ruining his career. From one of the best midfielders to, erm... that, in less than a year.

Are we looking to improve or sign players that are 'not worse' than the three stooges?

As a coach, yes, as a player not so much. Admit it or not, he is past it, yes he is still solid but he is old, I don't think he would be able to keep up. And not to mention his last kick of the ball which brought us the champions league. He left on a high note, he won everything there is to win.

Mikel for the captain

Yes he is a good squad player, but for 25 mil it's really a no brainer.

Well, that was going to happen in the first couple of games, we all knew that Ba and Torres are screw ups. And Eto'o, what would you expect from a 32 year old coming from russian league. If he had stayed, Lukaku would be atleast second choice, if not first in away games atleast.

AC Milan is turning into retirement home.

He would miss the ocean.

Dortmund signed Immobile. He might be a good replacement for Lewandowski.

Tbf even if he didn't say that, Hazard would never been dropped, and he knows it. And just look at how many got injured in these frendlies and will miss the world cup.

^so does arsenal. I don't see this happening. He hates chelsea, he hates Jose, there is not a single reason why he would come here. Unless he is getting a shitload of cash.

Lets just hope he will be third choice, and not start a single game. Or throw him into reserves.

And Marin has more trophies this season then everyone at Chelsea.