You're the TalkChelsea historian Ollie, have you come across a striker except for maybe Kezman and Chris Sutton who is as bad as Torres in front of goal ? That's the thing though, Hasselbaink scored mountains of goals in every club he played for, Haselbaink went to Spain in 1999 and he won the top goal scorer award even though he his team Athletico Madrid got relegated that season. Hasselbaink got 24 goals in 34 games in La Liga and Atheltico were the worst side in the league at that time, in fact he fed off scraps all season.