Special Juan

More than Ramires can...

His agent has women around him now like Hugh Heffner, he has bought a Yacht and is currently drinking Moet with the biggest hard on in the world.

Best wishes at your new club in January.

In the mean time Falcao heads for Monaco...

At this joke of a club? I am convinced you actually don't support Chelsea and are just a complete troll. Do us all a favor and stay logged off.

I'm hitting the bottles when I get home, the first five won't touch me I tell ya......A toast to Jose and Chelsea

I was responding to the lads above discussing Suarez going to Juve, and posted up that piece.

Jovetic to Juve sounds on from this... Stevan Jovetic’s agent will reportedly communicate to Fiorentina today that the player wants to take up Juventus on their interest. The Gazzetta dello Sport believe that the Montenegrin’s representative Fali Ramadani will meet with La Viola’s President Mario Cognigni in Milan today to begin talks over a proposed transfer for the 23-year-old. It is understood that despite having had contact from Arsenal and Manchester City and reported late interest from Chelsea, the player has resolved to stay in Serie A and move to Turin. Jovetic has apparently already reached a contractual agreement with Juve, to sign for five years on a €4m salary. However, details of the Biaconeri’s latest proposal for the forward remain inconsistent. Where the Gazzetta dello Sport suggests an offer of €18m cash plus a share in Luca Marrone, La Stampa list that the money put forward would be €15m, whilst Tuttosport suggest it is even lower, at €12m. Fiorentina general manager Sandro Mencucci commented yesterday that Jovetic wants to leave.

Give them Torres, Malouda and Benayoun plus 100M....anything to get Cavani....then we can all sit back and drink beer

Justice for Suarez7

Send Torres back there, sure he will love that. Oh and I hope they burning shirts whilst still wearing them.

Eff off to Spain you horrible excuse for a man.

He was apparently named Bremen's player of the season last night.

Do you write for The Sun?

I will be when he signs.

Link?

No. The Champagne went back in the cupboard.

Glad you kept 'happily' out of of that sentence

Easy now, people talking about ramping themselves and now you saying you like me......And no I don't want to go and see some puppies ya dirty man.

They just hired Rafa, that must say something.

Well if your dreaming about fucking yourself then we'll leave you to it.

Or the flip side to the discussion is KDB is a bigger risk to bring in as Schurlle, right?

Why can't people get the point it's a long season, we need better options than Benayoun etc and this guy will start some games, be benched for some and also played in different positions. Versatility and depth is a massive plus especially if you want to win leagues and cups.

It's not all Football Manager or FIFA where you get exactly who you want. A balance needs to be found, when you bring in these players you need to also remember that it's rotation and they might not be automatic starters. We are looking to bolster a thin squad but also make the bench look a lot stronger than it has been. I am not saying there isn't better players out there but if we shove Schurrle on in a game where he play left or right to pull teams open then great, we have added width with versatility and found a balance.