Special Juan

Tell you what, if he is given a chance under Jose, Jose will tear him a new arsehole if he carries on like that this season. He won't take under-performing and stupid mistakes, he will be dropped and possibly sold.

Forlan couldn't of made it anymore obvious to Cesar as to where he was putting that penalty, his body shape approaching the kick was blatant.

Possibly. They all sound like board members anyway.

I wondered how long it would take for the Napoli finance committee to arrive.

I'm surprised that you are surprised that he has surprised you.

Super player but a fanny of the highest order.

Wonder if he had a little chat with Paulinho when celebrating the goal saying "This much joy in London for Chelsea"

Luiz and Paulinho really giving the man love there.

A beast with a work ethic....yes all day long.

And back, then forward, then back? Jesus, maybe his hair doesn't look too good either. I really don't know what people expect when he is pulling his nads off like this.

Works his knickers off, but I don't expect a lot to see that. He has been up and down all night, tremendous.

Dear me the comments on Cavani in here...and he scores.

It's stay, us or PSG I think.

It was GB v Brazil at The Riverside, in a friendly.

Right, cheers.

Could it not have been discussed in the Man City thread or general transfers? Just asking.

Tremendous price for Tevez, he will be great at Juventus. Such a dangerous player.

When you see Tevez getting interviewed it actually looks like the broadcast is behind, his lip movement does not match what is coming out of his mouth.

Who's Alberti?

Erm he's no moron he just has a difference of opinion to you. Shall we call you a moron? No, we don't need to throw around insults, it's wrong and not needed.

How happy does he look? Good luck Andre lad.

Marco van Ginkel's agent, Karel Jansen—"I have spoken to Jose Mourinho and there have been very serious talks about a deal (for MvG.)" #CFC

Mam, Dad stop it!!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2348134/Edinson-Cavani-tells-parents-stop-discussing-future.html

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Some nice comments in there from him, I really hope he can achieve a lot with us.