Special Juan

Love it if Jose pulled out of Cobham in his car, put the window down Arry Redknapp style and said "No deal"

It's just a shame that Mata to them being announced soon will slightly mask the fact of last nights laughable result.

Last night it was announced that Mrs Brown Boys was leading the way as best British comedy........United have now taken over.

Suicide watch today in here!!

Had a fucking whale of a time on Facebook last night winding every United twat up.

After last night I bet he can't wait to join the Moyes revolution. #happytimesatoldtrafford

not at all, I couldn't give a fuck what others think.It's just funny seeing everyone's fanny's whistle on the way down.

it's been another great night, I'm off to bed. I hope some of you find it in your hearts to come and support the club again when you feel like it. Until then, ADIOS.!!!!!

Post of the day

They can't even put fucking Sunderland to bed at home inside 90 minutes the useless fucking tossers.

Not allowed fun, or crack. People around here need to fucking seriously chill out.

37M

Have mine, she is a cow.

Your wife would be a good start

This the same board who brought home the best manager in the world, brought us Hazard, Oscar purchased a potential world class goal keeper in Courtois and dare we say helped us to CL glory? Of course they have done things wrong but for crying out loud hasn't any board? I actually think people don't praise them because they want to moan at them because it makes them feel better. What a bunch of fickle people have around here.

it's all banter and light humour, never hurt anyone.

Never sell to a rival

Roman should keep the cash and treat himself for once.

Go get him, just nail this.

I was talking about Martinez.

no he has not.

Wouldn't pay more than 20M for him, good player but not a chance a 40M pound player.

first rule, fuck twitter off in transfer windows it's full of toss pots. Secondly, people who call Jose or mata anything are fucking idiots.

reading your post wreaks of meltdown imminent from you

People saying fuck you Jose ha ha ha