Special Juan

Personally I'm just played overall for both him and the way our defence is performing.

I'm with Pizy, not a Mandzukic fan either.

Felt for him a bit last night, could of done better with the shot that went under him but let's remember some of the insane shots he has saved. He's quality.

Yeah because his team-mates are going to come out and say "He's crap" or "He's shit" even if they did think the opposite, get some perspective. This is where it goes back to the cost of him, he will never be frozen out because of the overheads, and not only that but the striker area is now our weakest position in the team, and the fact that some people pine for him back tells you exactly the state we are in up front. For me he is another body/option that's it.

On the flip side their his highlights, and while your throwing around things like get a life I suggest you pull your head from Torres's anus because you seem so far up it you cannot see how shit he's been. But I'm pissing into the wind arguing with a Torres fan boy, that's exactly what you are. Your pretty little Torres can't do no wrong, well I have some news for you and this might hurt......He's fucking shite.

Ca. Va. Ni when the crowd say BO….Selecta!!!

Absolute magical.

I genuinely love watching this lad.

What is this phrase? Is this some street lingo that kids use today? If it is I don't quite follow it......... Hang on I googled it....

But he's had a few good games you know!!!! He's tried apparently, we pay him a wage and he's tried.......Brings fucking tears to my eyes it does.

Of course I have praised him, like I said he's had some good games did I say he has never played well? No I didn't. But yeah well done for missing the point Now off your afternoon nap.

I'm actually starting to think you can't read. I was on about changing your nappy in jest, I think it may become reality.

Do you want me to change your nappy, cook your dinner and rock you to sleep? Fucking wake up.

I explained it up there, or are you as blind with this as you are with Torres???????

Again, stopped reading here. You want me to talk about Torres and effort? There is little to say I'm sorry!! And I'm talking about a 50M pound centre forward who's done fuck all.

I'm bringing in the price tag because he is the most expensive Chelsea player ever, what's not to understand about that? And based on that price tag he's been shit, or can you not see that? Please tell me you are not stupid enough to say Torres has done well here? My statement was put into context my feeling on Torres and when you have a bloke in Matic who has shackled one of the best midfielders in Europe in Yaya Toure and made him look rank average. I have never seen Torres since he joined own a centre back to a point where I actually thought "Shit, that was immense" Yet I am left still salivating over the performance produced by Matic two nights ago. I will say it again, Torres has been shit, is shit, and won't get any better here.

Ah the bloke who is living off these 'special moments' in a career at Chelsea that has been nothing short of average!! For 50M the least I would expect would be the times you mentioned. Absolute car crash he has been here, a few chucked in performances will not change my mind, I'd drive the fucker anywhere he wanted to have shot of him.

"Torres has put in some great shifts" I stopped reading there........and you accused me of talking rubbish

I think Matic has put in more effort in two games than he has in his whole time here.

Giggs will probably get it.

Renee next

Maybe off camera a fox was chasing him

Imagine him watching that last night knowing he was going to training with David Moyes the next day

Do not come out of retirement JT, fuck England and the FA, bunch of wankers.