Special Juan

Thanks for that. Please excuse me, I've had a drink.

I would assume it's fake, Mata strikes me as the type that would be as graceful as possible, absolute class guy from top to bottom.

Sorry we hate scouse but I don't follow any of that mate, what's it saying.?

Not from me as I hardly use Twitter but what a mate sent me. Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 38m The @le10sport claiming that Kurt Zouma has agreed a provisional contract with Chelsea. We are looking to confirm this. More to follow. #CFC

As fans we don't leave our club, players do, but we are here for ever. Chelsea Chelsea.

Can you explain further?

No, it was about the massive amounts and the fact he didn't figure in Jose's plans.

City 2-0 down

Hurry the fuck up with our big money you prawn sandwich munching cunts

There is only Juan Mata…. He will get a very good reception from me, standing and chanting his name. Massive respect, but after that it will be about CFC. This club is the most important, not one player, nobody. Loved Mata, Love Chelsea more!!! Altogether now……..

Anderson has taken the number 88 shirt at Fiorentina........Two fat ladies

I have massive respect for the club with all this, we haven't stood in his way and I am sure if this is the case Mata will be fully appreciative of the club too. We get a real heavy amount and he gets to be happy, so why can't we?

Spurs bound!!! That means he's coming here

So from Jose, he's happy, the clubs happy and we got huge amounts for him. That's good enough for me, and as Jose said it's more than football now, it's a business. Thanks Juan, good luck but not too much. Always remembered for just that one corner alone. CAREFREEEEEE!!!

So are the usual suspects ready to give Jose pelters against Stoke?

Meltdown time again!!!!

A million and one questions about Mata and Salah and then one journo for the last question asks "What are you expecting of Stoke on Sunday" Jose replies with a thumbs up and "Journalist of the month"

Right then, 40M fat ones please United and hurry up!!

Jose spoke personally with Salah and he said direct he wants to move to Chelsea.

Mata said he was happy to go.

Offer was right for us for Mata. Says Jose.

Juan travelled, things going well he will be a United player

Off we go.

If that is true we should be looking to get him

You won't be around much if you continue the way you go on. But anyway, this is derailing the thread and my final advice to you would be treat people the way you want to be treat.