Special Juan

Mighty wank for you lad.

Best place to be mate. I remember last year, I booked us a table, she wasn't happy when she got there, the snooker centre was heaving.

My mate took his wife out last night What a right hook it was

Now you have said it I will. She came in from work and said "What did you get me" I said "Close your eyes" I then asked "What do you see" she replied "Nothing"…….I said "That's what I have got you" "Can you drop me off at the pub"

Rose are red Violets are blue I'm off to the pub For one or two

Gilet they are called. I'm also looking for one of those blue padded winter coats but can't find one.

Palmeri

Too busy moaning and fucking groaning about us and City spending money than actually focusing their own efforts to actually win things. Arsenal are like the scruffy tramp on the street moaning about the bloke driving the Ferrari. To drive the Ferrari you have to money, to have money you have to earn it and be successful. Dry your eyes Wenger ya fucking tit.

Gone too far? Has he slapped his cock in Wenger's face or something?

This is another reason why there is nobody in the world of football management anywhere near Jose. 1st class.

A lot of people un fur on Eto'o in here

Obviously I didn't pick up on the sarcasm, no worries friend.

The scary thing about Willian is, if he adds goals he could me nigh on the complete player.

Ok, if this true it deserves Chuck Norris...

Me in Golfing action, pro-am at a local course Me and my lad

If I ever meet you I will buy you a

Stealing our points does the so called smaller teams an injustice to be honest. We have no divine right to take three points from anyone, you have to earn it. They know they can't play us off the field so they have to revert to a tactic that they think can do a job. When they are down there fighting every point is a good one for them, so playing us and getting anything is like a cup final win. We have enough talent to unlock doors, but our finishing has not been good enough and it's up to us to find another avenue.

17 stone, yeah.

Second picture=Colin Murray

That was horrendous to watch last night. Arsenal were nervous as fuck and United where, well, just United. Moyes cracks me up.

He won't because Rooney is Moyes golden boy now. He playes off/behind RvP hence Mata shoved out wide. This whole United thing is fucking hilarious to watch however.

Whatever next, Spurs for the title

Here we go, Simon Cowell is here!!!

Breaking news: United fans will be delighted tonight that they can stay at home, as all railways lines closed and the M6 closed in places too. Work tomorrow, sorry chaps for 95% of you

We are top of the league….. Positivity needed in here