Special Juan

I want to see a very solid game from him tonight, to a point where the tabloids are speaking of him tomorrow rather than the big nosed twat.

Made some super saves last night, very impressive this lad.

Valencia on Boaeteng...awful challenge

Diego's goal was unreal, keepers positioning was a mess.

And match threads if we don't win by 4 clear goals or it's death row for us all.

How did that two footed challenge go missed? Another absolute pathetic UEFA referee.

Bunch of wankers, come on Bayern fucking destroy them please.

If we did this like United it's anti football, United do this and it's apparently excellent stubbornness from United.

This thread. I won't be back on until later after the football, but I will crack open a bottle and look forward to reading more.

Yeah funny guy that Lavezzi, does he know Santa Claus isn't real?

Twitter is pretty lame anyway.

The same people who paid astronomical amounts for Cavani and play him on the wing....go figure.

The Rooney carry on was enough for me to be happy for us not chase anyone who think they have a chance of winning the title. I'm certain that whole carry on just pulled us as far away from more realistic targets.

Just hope Jose has a tug on his shoulder in Paris tomorrow night and tells him to lay the foundations with his agent about the move. Get. This. Done.

Says it all really. Whilst Samu has done well in the most our forward line is a huge problem without those stats. The least people like Hazard deserve is a top class striker to be running the forward line.

Top of my wanted list out of all the strikers out there. Just an out and out monster.

If it was a one legged tie they may, I say may stand a chance of a freak result, but over two legs, no chance. The tie could, and probably will be over tonight. To be so outplayed and dominated by Liverpool and City at home, teams that are actually weaker than Bayern, tells me it will be a long night for United.

Can't wait for tonight....Moyes v Guardiola

He is no were near a world class CB at all. It matters little anyway, I fully expect this thread to move to 'Ex-Blues' come the summer.

Carroll to score first and WHU to win 2-1 £80 thanks

It's everything, mostly his desire. Watch Suarez again from Sunday, he chased balls that looked like they were going out of play only to keep it in and create a chance. He has no quickness of turn or pace, can't out-fox a defender and his shooting technique is as poor as it comes.

I did yes, but like the previous post you made it was complete tripe.

This is the best yet..... Moyes has reiterated his plea for retrospective action against diving The fucking irony.

OK isn't good enough for Chelsea, you are right, he's been better than OK......As for Luiz, he's been OK.

Azpilicueta ahead of Hazard for me.