Special Juan

This could be the new Rafa Benitez thread with the 'Fact's' flying about.

Does he talk as much as Lukaku?

Sniff the field

I have posed the question for you, someone will be back in touch.

We won't concede a goal next season

I'll just leave this here, please adhere to it. http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/18229-derailing-of-threads-and-constant-bickering/#entry915345

A woman was sat on a park bench breast feeding her child when a man walked over and sat next to her. The lady said "Excuse me but what do you think you are doing?" the man replied "I was brought up on the bottle and wondered what it was like to be breast fed" At that the lady replied "Would you like a go?" To which the man smiled and said "Yes I would love too".......Within seconds the woman was getting quite excited, she then turned to the man with a raunchy look on her face and said "Do you fancy something else".....The man replied "Do you have any Rusks"

Hate seeing shit like that. If you have a problem deal with it in the dressing room but don't show petulance to the manager.

Struggled today quite badly. His runs and off the ball movement was very poor. Saying that, Belgium were crap.

I have no worries about this lad, he's that good.

"Everything goes through him" I have visions of him standing on the edge of the box with shit marks on his shorts

Come off it fella.

I'm judging him as whole, not even on the WC.

Both top strikers but right now it's not about agenda….Benzema is awesome.

I think this lad is brilliant, but I am not sure where he fits in.

Azpilicueta or Matic.

Happy Birthday Frank.

Very high praise from Jose there....I have a feeling this could be a wonderful signing. Cesc is already loved.

Will get this later. Just a shame when these things come out that a trophy wasn't their to top it off. But, hey ho.

SKY News have just said he is being blamed for the insurgence of Boko Haram

My reply to you would be the same as your username.

Anyone seen how well Cassilas has done?? Didn't think so, but let's focus solely on Costa and blame him for all the Spanish short comings

Yeah all Costa's fault.

And how much did so called world class players like Iniesta contribute? Or the so called amazing Silva...it all knits in, you can't have a go at one and ignore all

Best change your avatar then.