Special Juan

Gone to Watford on loan.

If we fail to but a CB in the next hours remaining we are going to be found out. It's alright playing Watford and Burnley's of this world but facing Aguero and Ibrahimovic with Cahill and Ivanovic/Terry is worrying which shows the mass importance needed towards a new, but quality CB like right now. Not loans, not 5m stop gaps we need to sort this defence now.

No chance he goes straight into the team, Ivanovic and Azpi are the main men and I guarantee that neither make way for him and he only starts if there is an injury to either.

Apparently we are now looking to loan someone Things have got that bad and we are not even prepared to pay money for what is needed so we want loans in? Fucking hell, like a Championship side doing business.

Reading around and just going on that alone, it seems like the most likely in is going to be that Alonso fella. Imagine if that is the only signing we make 2 strikers, weak as fuck in the CB area and one day left. This isn't me moaning this is me being very worried indeed that we are few hours from the window closing and we are still chasing our tails. We really haven't learn't anything to this point from last summer, this is all going to end up as us fighting for shit and average players in January as ever.

I will be opening this back up tomorrow ready for a full day of transfer activity for others clubs Other than that looking forward to seeing the SSN girls and staring at their breasts, that's the best thing about deadline day.

Perez "I'd like to say hello to the Arsenal fans and ask them to come out and support us" Good luck with that one

The only time that realization will hit is after this window has gone, nobody else comes in and we get bad injuries and suspensions...you watch how threadbare we start to look.

That word 'Snag' should feature on our club crest.

Need a striker too Antonio, like quickly.

Another square peg in a round hole like putting Oscar out wide and 'False 9' shite.

2 strikers now

Enjoying reading your posts on this one @Chelsea Legend 11 I haven't watched anywhere near enough of him to comment so I am very blank on this player.

Left with two strikers then, far too light now in that department.

People on Twitter are so fucking blank it's unreal, saying because he is apparently with Columbia nothing will happen. There are things such as fax machines, scanned emails and other shit now that can have a transfer done in minutes. I'm not saying James will sign but lets not forget Fabregas signed whilst away with Spain in Brazil.

If Cuadrado and Remy leave we are going to be quite thin on the ground, there has to be some activity.

Chelsea are extremely keen to add James Rodriguez to their squad, either as a new signing or on loan. (MARCA) #CFC #RMCF

Gone to Burnley on loan.

It will definitely go through if it was a betting scam

Imagine if we had actually persevered with Filipe Luis but nah another fucking player that Mourinho binned off.

So is this another 'fire as many bullets and hopefully hit one' transfers?

SSN Breaking: We are in advanced talks to sign him

Watched it live in Spain, what a tremendous performance from the first whistle to the last. The pressure, the work rate and the joy at seeing some sublime goals with lighting quick pace was a joy. Hazard is back it, just wonderful to see, he's smiling, he's confident and like this plus the confidence of the rest of the team we may just fuck the media off and spoil the United and City wank fest. Kante was fabulous, just the complete water carrier and did everything he did last season. Cahill and Terry need mass protection, they must fucking love seeing him in front of them.

I've been away a week and miles away from internet use and come back to read this has been on and off like a prostitutes thong.

Fuck me, if we aren't in lucky lucky man mode and trying to knock down prices we are trying to loan players like this?