Special Juan

He does better kick ups than Madrid's new signing

Money does funny things to a lot of people, minds are totally messed up by it. I mean footballers go and play in China now.

He was getting the party bags ready.

Might have a Whiskey to celebrate.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2017/07/morata-is-a-blue.html

Official, he's joined.

If we sell we must replace, dead simple.

Veratti going the other way will be slightly easier to take now for PSG.

Some serious photoshop skills on that neck

Signed a 6 year deal and completed a move to Stoke on loan for one year.

Juventus "So Chelsea, Matic, we want him we will give you 40M" Chelsea "Mmmm we want Alex Sandro though" Juventus "Sorry he's not for sale" Chelsea "Fuck off then" End video message

Simply because of money he chooses PSG over Barcelona....what a truly sad world football is now, completely broken.

Probably miss based on his January onwards performances

Sounds like he could be off to AC Milan on loan until January.

Hopefully announced today and he can get going and start working with the team.

This would be a top signing.....get him.

Just have to get shot now.

Antonio Conte: "Morata for sure is our 1st choice. He's a good player, the right prospect for Chelsea & he hopes to show his value with us.”

He will be kissing the badge next.

United have dropped interest in Fabinho and are after this guy apparently.

We will get the whole Lukaku v Morata thing from the first point a ball is kicked. Lukaku is already the media darling because he has joined the media darling in Man United. SKY are already wanking themselves daft over Lukaku as they always do over everything United related. Really looking forward to seeing Morata do his stuff.....Up the Chels.

Bakayoko needs to be agent Bakayoko and sort this out.