Special Juan

Read earlier he un followed a load of Chelsea players on Instagram, dunno how true.

Andre Schurrle: to WBA

I can see the scenes now in the board room...It will be like the fucking X-Factor when they are choosing their final 8 people.....Cards of faces laid all around and index fingers across their chins wondering who fits the bill

Right now you couldn't blame him going there, a club with mass ambition just like Eden and that's exactly how it should be.

We will let Bats go, then the focus will be so much on tomorrow's game we will forget to sign somebody....Hazard as false 9 for weeks

Chelsea and deadlines

Willy Azpilicueta Christensen Rudiger Moses----------------------------------------------------Alonso Kante--------- Bakayoko Pedro-------------------------------------------Hazard Batshuayi

We are going to pay 25M for Llorente you watch.

So Chelsea what happens today you bunch of amateurs.

Ah back to the availability option again, isn't that going back to my original point of the board not releasing we are short of numbers from last summer? This squad should be more or less stacked with options, to a point it's not far away from like for like replacements. We are worried to play youth so that leaves us with a single layer of cover...Going into the first game of the season we had 2 strikers it's not fit or argument worthy to moan about options when the people in charge are not prepared to strengthen and fatten out the squad.

I will give you an example of why you are wrong....Bakayoko has been picked for the last god knows how many games, despite even at his best performances, being completely average.

It does though, that is exactly how football works now.

A replacement wouldn't be needed, if he actually got regular game time. He ain't getting game time over a 70M player despite the fact he can't hit his arse with a banjo.

Home to Hull in the FA Cup

I'm his fan because the links to everyone else aren't any better.

We're in Jan and he ticks all the boxes along with not being cup-tied. Point me in the direct of some that's better & available now? Batshuayi and that's saying something.

Never thought I would read or hear the day we are happy to accept so many middle of the road players lining up for CFC. Of course it can't all be elite players but they way we scratch the base of the barrel every single window is quite frankly laughable. And people wonder why the gap to us and City is so huge and the rest of the European elite.

Says more about where we are as a club to be honest fella.

Fuck me this is a joke.

Or knowing our board...John Barnes.

Onto the next in line.

I find the fucking irony about City fans up in arms about a bad tackle and claiming mass thuggery about the challenge on Sane....Are they fucking forgetting Aguero on David Luiz

Emerson at Chelsea, we're here. The agreement for the left-back is closer and closer to the figure of 20 million euros plus 6 bonus. Operation that could thus be defined, bringing the Italo-Brazilian to the court of Antonio Conte as early as tomorrow if all the pieces of the puzzle were to get stuck..... Di Marzio

Rudy Gestede's a big lad, he plays for Boro, maybe we could get him.

Laporte to City just about done, buy out clause activated, he's said his goodbyes. City are also chasing Fred from Shakhtar....want him this January apparently.