Special Juan

I will go to Cobham on Monday, Sarri can fuck off, my boots and training gear are ready.

It's got that bad now the text is fucked up

He was pathetic.

Knowing our board they will forget to sack him.

Then the following Monday, then the following Monday

He's been stopped at customs for carrying 30 thousand fags, he won't be Chelsea manager.

Zola has been summoned ready to be unveiled as Sarri's number 2, it's a big thing for the club, supporters and him. Him flying back tells you things are happening, it's probably a dream come true for Zola to be involved in such a big job at the club he's seen as a hero at, imagine how excited he must be to come back and work under Sarri. Get in.

Joking aside it's sounds really promising now, agent in London with only a few things to sort out. Getting slightly excited about it now.

Don't forget 'Yesterday'

Lovely.

If Sarri and Zola arrive, Hazard stays without a shadow of doubt.

Sarri and Zola would be absolute gold by the way. I would be absolutely delighted if this happens, and it sounds like it will.

Quite a lot of places now saying it's done and we have him....Whilst I am still skeptical, I can't help but be a little excited.

Sounding good...just another three weeks

They were, and other signings too.

#MaurizoSarri is trending

The same amount as the 'agreements' made

Fucking hell this release clause is up and down like whores thong.

"Just a step away"

I heard Marina is going to appoint herself.

Suddenly all the Russian players are top class

No, stop all this selling to teams around us, it's fucking idiotic.

Sounds like it's a straight up race between Tibo and Allison for Madrid, and reading about sounds like Allison is close to joining them.