Special Juan

Balls bouncing off him, first touch woeful and out muscled by a Championship defender time after time.

I'd take a can of Cider over him.

Yet we are slating Barkley before he's kicked a ball. Bakayoko is a fraud, you won't convince me otherwise.

Batshuayi was fucking woeful, as for us as a whole, truly toothless. Another pointless replay.

In less than 1 minute he mis controlled the ball....bloke is a FUCKING FRAUD. Fuck off away from this club.

Within 30 seconds Bakayoko couldn't even get the fucking ball under control, the ball is bouncing off Batsuayi and Drinkwater keeps passing the ball to them. David Luiz is a wreck, Willian has no heart and Pedro is running around in circles. Fucking pathetic.

Bakayoko might find his level today.

He said something, it's just how bad it was.

Just scored for Hull

tit

Fuck off the mayor of Liverpool

Kevin please contact me if you read this, I can help you get the help you need.

All Barkley has to do is complete one pass and show positional discipline and he has trumped Bakayoko within seconds

Number 8, English lad, talented and playing for us.....Can't wait, good luck Ross

I'd also quite happily give Maria one.

Great news.

Been on another Everton forum, we are now 'Their most hated rival' we are 'scum' and they hate us more than Liverpool Shoplifting cunts

I will judge him after quite a few games, not before. Looking forward to seeing him get started.

Antonio Conte has launched an extraordinary attack on Jose Mourinho, suggesting the Manchester United manager has ‘demenza senile’ after his remarks about touchline ‘clowns’.

We paid 40M for Bakayoko last summer, he's struggled to control the ball, pass the ball and even look like a footballer, yet people are writing off Barkley and asking us to be patient with Bakayoko. Barkley will surprise a few because he can do all of the above and is a low risk signing.

You could be talking about Bakayoko here

I like Barkley, he needs coaching by a top coach, he needs moulding because somewhere underneath he is a very good footballer.

Talking of sorting your feet out and finishing ala Morata, just take a look at Alonso and how he sorts his feet out and caresses that ball in last night....A total thing of beauty.

If his mind cannot be switched off from his wife and children for 90 minutes then there is a problem, a big problem. She is newly pregnant, she will be in good hands when he is not around and he still has a job to do. Morata right now looks like a little lost boy out there.

Big noises in the media about mass discontent from Mourinho and that he is off in the summer