Special Juan

Good news Pogba is staying at United.

Please Munich just win this.

Has to be a good announcement video after all this and not just "We have some Havertz news for you"

It's happening Chelsea family, it's happening.

It's like that feeling when you are so desperate for a piss and you are about to let it all out,.

Yeah sure am, please change those underpants the skid marks are getting bad.

Chilwell looks basically signed.

It's a close here we go on 2 of the three I feel.

It's only tedious if you are clicking refresh every few minutes and constantly checking Twitter.

Maguire has been handed a lifeline by Greek Police, he set to just receive a large penalty... Bruno Fernandes has rang him and said he will take it.

I love the way the shutters go down in regards to Chilwell offering something and improving, but when it comes to Hakim Ziyech who's 27 it's all "He's going to pull up trees" A flair player and age shouldn't go against what either can offer. Every single transfer is a risk, no matter how good you are or how middle of the road you are, there is nothing to say you will light the league up.

Cavani and his agent are greedy fuckers, they really are.

I'm certain Chilwell and Havertz will be this week.

Would love to know how you rate Alonso and Emerson.

Please refrain from calling people cunts please.

Maybe SR didn't actually want to come here.....

Chilwell 10M Havertz 15M Mount if sold 200m Peoples head full of absolute magic

Are you still moaning about this? You've over taken my wife as the biggest grump in the world.

Fucking hell, I thought I would go watch Sevilla wipe that daft grin off Conte's face and make Lukaku cry and come back here to see people happy.....No, they are still moaning as if it's their money I'm glad I don't sit near some of you at SB you moaning bastards

Get in Sevilla.....delighted for them.

The way it's going the player presentation will need injury time

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Chilwell and Reece just ripping shit up next season.

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Penalty Inter