Special Juan

I'm harder now

Have not been so excited about a CFC purchase in years. All those years of shite buys we have now put the record straight.

The Chelsea video is a bit shite isn't it.

No quarantine.

I'm just over come with joy, I cannot believe we have got one of the best young talents around at this club

I think this will be some presentation video, this is a huge signing so I expect something a bit special.

The quarantine was a huge factor in all of this.

If we are talking strange, strange is he is in London now and won't return for Germany, obviously good for us.

I'm fucking buzzing for this announcement.....

Lovely goal Timo.

How bad does De Gea have to be to be dropped for Kepa.

Delighted he isn't starting in all honesty.

Talksport hilarious this morning saying breaking news in Germany is that it's done.....Slow Sports News

The Ziyech free kick just typified Kepa's season, I cannot get the image of his face out of my head when the ball hit the post and hit him in the face. It was like being bitch slapped by a woman with an oven glove on.

Declan Rice isn't going to take advice from a 6ft bloke who pretends to hit people and and fakes being hit.....fucking hell.

It's like the Leverkusen admin and CFC admin are like the best WWE tag team.

So he plays Sunday for Germany, then it's back to club training, surely has to be shouted from the rooftops by the weekend.

I think Everton will always just be Everton, James is finished for me, last big hoorah in a top league and they keep throwing money about but on players that are just failures. Moise Kean, Iwobi, Tosun to name a few, can't see much changing with James, Doucoure and Allan. But that's just my opinion. They won't finish higher than eighth.

Said it before and will say it again, having Kepa in goal to start the season is complete suicide, not only is he shit but he is mentally completely shot.

I'd of lost good money if you had said VdB would be announced before Havertz, saying that my death will come before Havertz is announced.

Ausilio Inter sporting director has said they they have never started anything to sign Kante from us, no chance he is not a target.

This window has been great so far and will probably get better, but if we are keeping Kepa and and actually continuing to go with him week in and week out then we are seriously undoing some of the great work. Back 4 once again a complete nervous wreck and vice versa

According to Matt Law Kepa is going to stay and fight for his place, even if we sign a keeper.

Off to watch Spurs on Amazon, with a few beers.....

Playstation 6 will be out before they announce this.