Special Juan

Lukaku is on his way.

And still can't get the Kounde deal done....what a fuck on.

Fining him🤣

Last resort for Kane and I don't blame him, done everything for them and now it's his turn to stick the middle finger up.

Confirmed by Romano, not even related to COVID19 test as claimed,,,he just wants out and Levy is being a cunt.

No Kane at training for Spurs...uh oh.

Love to see Lukaku here.

Any highlights?

Spending the Grealshit money quickly.

I hope Kane kicks up a complete stink and says to Levy I have had enough...He's served Spurs unbelievably well and for them to try and force him to stay is shite, let him go to City and stop being cunts..you'll get your money, a big wedge and let him leave. As for us we need to move, Kounde will come 100% without Zouma, we will get him. The striker is a huge, huge priority I don't care what anyone says. If we think we can stumble through the season with Havertz and Werner then be prepared for not a sniff at the PL title.

Supposedly reducing the Tammy price and looking very likely that Emerson will be sold too. Something is happening....it's about to go off I'm telling you.

Looks like we are pushing Inter for Lukaku.

Don't worry about Kounde, it's getting sorted.

Grealish to City...buying a player to win fouls, I am so far off this fucking Grealish bandwagon it's unreal.

It's SKY with another bullshit rumour.....they are feeling left out so feel they need to play a part.

20M for Zouma but want 100M for Rice, fucking jokers

Romano said it's close, he's more trusted than any of the other fucking clowns.

Conor Gallagher is off to Palace on loan.

Splitting hairs, both horrific.

Wow are people are actually talking about DD being in the team based on a few minutes v a Championship side in pre season? dear me.

It's just a bit, well, errr plain and shit isn't it.

It's like Dortmund have pulled the dress up to reveal the thong.

What the actual fuck is going on.

You couldn't make it up.

I honestly believe we have spoken to them about what they want and the financial package that is needed to fetch him here. I think we touched base with them weeks ago and it's all about us raising cash, speaking with his agent and proving to BVB we can actually afford this. I also think Romano and Jan Aarge no fuck all, just bits and pieces.