Special Juan

Knew this was coming, said it to my lad on Friday we would be lucky to not get beaten by 6 or 7, absolutely no direction what so ever and I keep coming back to the same thing, if you go into the season or starts games without a recognised striker, never mind Havertz, there is a problem. Werner, Ziyech, Sarr, Emerson, Barkley, Batshit, Barkley, Kennedy, Azpilicueta, Alonso. None of them should not even in thinking never mind anything else. The squad is bloated and needs reducing, that way more quality can be added because that list of names is shambolic. If we start the season badly I'm telling you now TT will be gone before the fourth game.

Big test for us tonight. I expect another Havertz shit show.

the whole believing things is a completely different subject here, my point I'm making is imagine being Kounde months and months ago thinking Chelsea are coming for me to then it all fall apart, then come a few weeks ago we are cock rubbing over Ake and De Ligt, both players fuck us off and then we are like the teenager who's been dumped for the fat tart.

And fucking him off going for Ake and De Ligt, hence me saying we make ourselves look like fucking mugs if he goes elsewhere. Scatter gun transfer approach like firing bullets from a rifle in the hands of a child. We might have new owners but the approach to getting players is still as laughable as ever. We have deserved this, I hope the fucker goes to Barcelona and we learn one big fucking lesson from all of this.

If he goes to Barcelona then I'm sorry but Law and all the other journalists and us look a fucking shambles

He ain't going to Barca

Too weak minded Werner for me. Too much is made of his so called off the ball runs but he does fuck all with it at his feet. Not a number 9 because he's got the body of a child and limited skill set for the wide positions. You can rule him out of one position just simply based on the signing of Sterling alone. I want another really trick winger for the right side signed, I do not trust CHO one bit and hang on hope that Puli can be that but I'm not sure

Matt Law saying it's drawing to an end the Kounde saga.

Quality ASM

Chelsea still have a fax machine. could be some time.

Romano is waiting to tap one in from Ornstein

McNeil, seriously?

And the swing changes again.

Only ourselves to blame, we went fishing in the Ake and De Ligt pond, wouldn't blame the midget if he fucked us off like we did to him. Third choice, possibly even fourth if your splitting hairs in regards to Kimpembe

It's all over he is off there, like I said earlier this was all done according to some and then nothing since yesterday. He's off to Barcelona, see ya

Us going for Raphinha tells you will be going that way

Reported on Talksport reporting from our tour just been on the air and said Kounde wants to join Chelsea

Supposedly price agreed, terms agreed, paying him more than Barcelona and Sevilla more in the transfer fee. This all points to him holding on, if he wasn't this would of all be done yesterday and announced.

Kounde has not travelled to Portugal.

More minutes in the legs but the same sounds are coming from TT's mouth, last two games wasteful in the last part of the field. That is very worrying.

Sevilla in France say the deal is done, the operation is complete..Kounde to CFC

Said before and will say again, we go into this season with Kai Havertz as our striker there is a huge problem. Do not rate him at all

De Jong rumours were pretty strong last night.

If Kounde arrives I think that will be it for the defence

He's left Sevilla training in a go-kart wearing just a Chelsea thong with Tood Boehly's face on it