Special Juan

Colwill ain't going to Brighton they have just bought Igor, it's done- As for Caicedo, it should simply be make the last take it or leave it offer and if they refuse wave goodbye, that will then force the player and his team to act. I want Cherkhi here as well

Honestly can we get this fucking thread back to transfers instead of who battered who's wife or the colour of the fucking Karcrashians

Nobody has a clue whats going on not even Romano, it's all been done on the hush and behind the scenes. Romano hasn't updated us in days, says everything-he's too busy tossing himself off over Onana to United.

Pulisic with two assists for Milan, he started.

Just a regular happening in most University towns in the UK

Omari has gone to Ipswich on loan, all completed

Jackson looks powerful and has a serious turn of pace

Gone silent again on Caicedo again-zero updates since the other day when we were told an improved was coming.

Like the words from Poch about how he keeps saying we are pushing to be ready for the PL- and he keeps using the word intensity.

Juve have put their interest on hold, he only has Saudi left🤣

Our incoming activity is worryingly quiet. This Caicedo saga is a fucking joke it really is- he should be with us not Brighton yet we are still no closer to this bloke, it’s a joke. Injuries are the only things making headlines, we haven’t kicked a ball and after a completely shambolic season everyone around is attacking the market but we are negotiating like we are at a fucking market! it’s proper fucking winding me up- and I bet before the season kicks off we get two more bad injuries.

Lets see how cheeky they are soon

That tweet from Brighton has got the Chelsea admin lined right up if we sign Caicedo, I can see it now the same picture but with him and Cucu🤣

City buying Gvardiol is a sensational transfer he's quality, whilst we are debating over chucking another 3 quid and a box of jelly babies at the Caicedo deal.

Jacob Steinberg is reporting we are looking at going for Guehi...that would be the most Chelsea thing ever

Laughed like fuck the other day at Spurs showing theirs off......same as every year....fucking white 🤣

Match made in heaven Lukaku and Ziyech

Auba to OM is close Now HERE WE GO

Just a complete trail of destruction wherever he goes.

The Saudi clubs are pushing for Lukaku- but waiting on Juve his priority is Europe but all depends on if Juve deals happens

That's an absolute given someone getting injured- just a matter of time. Ben Chilwell hobbled off last night so that's not over yet. Can't really be arsed with pre-season games they are shite- won't be watching as the times in the UK for KO are crap.

Wonder what today brings, probably fuck all again

Another season lost- good job we signed him on a 54 year deal

If we sign Maguire I'm done

Poch will know exactly who is staying and who's going on loan after the final whistle against Brighton