Special Juan

If Kounde arrives I think that will be it for the defence

He's left Sevilla training in a go-kart wearing just a Chelsea thong with Tood Boehly's face on it

Norwich

Di Marzio now confirming the deal is close.

Bournemouth

Reporter on Talksport just said this is as close as can be to be done.

There will be bounce effect here in the deal for Azpilicueta. Both deals will trigger each other, once the i's are dotted and t's crossed, it will move. Azpi's move to Barcelona is literally done, the same for Kounde based on this morning reports.

Now, Spanish outlet Sport has claimed that De Jong has absolutely no interest in heading to Old Trafford this summer and would rather head to Chelsea should he be pushed out of Barcelona for a move to the Premier League.

Hasn't trained this morning and the only club to bid is us. Simple as that really.

All the noises now pointing to Kounde ready to leave and join us. Not counting my chickens but think this is in the bag.

Had to block them Barca journos from my Twitter feed, absolute window lickers

This whole Barcelona thing now is an absolute travesty.

Surely not selling Werner, Ziyech and letting Broja go without anything major arriving. Hopeful hearing Romano saying we are very busy this and 4 could come in. Kounde is going to Barca, another Raphinha

Love this signing but the introduction of him on the site was laughable

Welcome KK

Good news the fact we are looking at other attackers

So all done, KK arrives today, another superb signing.

Sound like Boehly moved quick on this to secure another TT signing. And from what I am hearing they are not resting.

Koulibaly is done, now confirmed to be sealed tomorrow by Di Marzio. Personal terms and fee agreed, what great signing

Sterling flying out to LA tonight, according to Matt Law

Sterling's medical? what they doing checking his shit sample.

Barca now in the running for KK, they want to pay the fee in 60 instalments starting at 20 euros now and the rest later.

One minute a bid is imminent next minute Napoli to offer him new deal🤣

Need to step away from this De Ligt shite, astronomical amount of money for another players who wants to be elsewhere

Have a feeling we will end up getting Lewandowski