Special Juan

So this guy with a surname like an internet password does this mean no more Caicedo?

They aren't as robotic as we think- just look at the Gvardiol situation

I was hoping Caicedo might go full on statement like he did with Arsenal in January. You'd think the people around him would be throwing chairs and allsorts round

The next move simply has to come from Caicedo now, not us. He needs to start stamping his feet as this is beyond pathetic now. We should be saying to his agents etc that's it we are done, goodbye it's over to you lot now.

This. It is fucking absolutely pathetic from the board it really is, and this is why managers get hacked off. If you don't want to pay what they want then walk away and go for someone else.

Didn't realise how tall he was, fucking big unit him

The pass from Maatsen was really good but also watch the pass from Casadei, every bit as good- played into a tight area but the weight of pass had to be perfect to cut out the two players. Brilliant

He's just a bit of a myth Sterling- We had our y-fronts pulled down with him. If we get Kudus I can see his game time drastically reducing.

And that's something we aren't

And Poch's words are not what we want to hear. This is where should of been at least the first port of call in terms of replacement this summer.

I'd rather watch womens football, and that's saying something.

Cucurella wants sending to Saudi or anyone who will have him, he's gash

Please keep proving me, as long as you feel like it big fella.

Is that an update on what Ornstein provided the other day?

So, Kudus all gone quiet on that front🤷‍♀️

Wasn't staying up for that but from reading around watching snippets look like we did well. Lot of people saying the same thing, that we are crying out for another midfielder and a RWF

As for Caicedo and Brighton they can all get fucked. Brighton are cunts and Caicedo is a gutless cunt for not speaking up

Getting stupid all this Saudi stuff now, absolute mental

You can guarantee that we will get at least two major injuries this season, we never go a season now without some drama or major issue. Cannot be thread bare before the season starts

We seem to be very good window shoppers at the moment

Not on this one, he's 100% Liverpool bound, it's too late

We are very good and chasing others on and upping the pressure but we are struggling to get our own deals done

Liverpool have upped their bid for Lavia to 42M plus 2M in addons as apparently Joe Shields had approached Southampton so this has got Liverpool moving

Poch will be fine if he knows Connor is going but we actually get the targets we want, it's when we are fucking about and not getting Caicedo deal over the line. He doesn't want to be sitting on the bench, he wants to be starting- he won't be starting anytime soon here

This will be decent and I expect some goals in this- I think despite some sloppy shit in defence we will cause them problems further up the field. We looked really sharp and also very qyuick, lets see how it goes. 3-2 us