Special Juan

Amadou Onana is off to Villa from Everton

His wages were probably too high.....£3 a week

Demanding too much but we have Sterling on our books absolutely rinsing the life out of the club, kind of ironic

Veiga announcement imminent he has said goodbye to Basel

He's the best of a bad bunch of cripples

Only Nkunku give or take isn't riddled with injuries unlike the rest. James won't play 20 full games this season, Lavia well fuck me he's another story, Fofana is a ticking time bomb, he will probably go down in pre-season and Chilwell will be lucky to be here never mind come back from injury.

Middle of the road signings and middle of the road quality. Just have to hope they are looking at least two additions that add real quality

Gurantee at least one big injury in pre season, knocking bet

Blokes more backward than Declan Rice

Grealsih no way, another very very average player, we have enough.

Madrid always get their way

Because this club and where it goes wrong is to stock pile shite and hemorrhage on wages, whether it 25-30k and upwards Get rid, thin things out, it's dead simple, stop this loan after loan and putting off getting rid of these shite players

Madueke over Adeyemi all day long

With the shite we have stock piled it wouldn't matter, ship them out and use the cash to help get this bloke

These Adeyemi rumours are not moving. Sounds like Barcelona are fully bum loving Nico Williams by Leporta declaring his undying love for him yet we cannot afford him apparently? Aren't Barca in dire situation with finances but can apparently make this happen? Are we seriously not pushing for this Williams fella over Adeyemi?

Falk is saying we are in negotiations for Adeyemi

We will go another two steps back if Sanchez is our keeper going into the new season, the fact it is even been discussed makes me sick. I'm looking around the team, the purchases and the overall big picture and I will say this now, not much has changed and will. I bet we skip buying a winger and Maresca puts full faith in fucking Sterling and Mudryk, I cannot think of anything worse, both are absolute shite

Any money is good money for him, injury prone

Take what we can get for him especially if a team from Saudi are sniffing around him.

Hopefully has already ousted some of the shite and either told them it's loan or they are fucking off

Club have released a small snippet video to the socials, so he is still alive

Another fucking garbage signing that we will hardly ever see

Hold on one minute we have just signed Renato Veiga from Basel, fuck sake

Arsenal have agreed terms on the contract for Caliafiori, valid until 2029, just the fee now and it's go time

Chelsea ready to appoint Man City head of coaching Glenn Van Der Kraan