Special Juan

Someone inside the club who I'm really close with

We are preparing to launch all in on Julian Alvarez...watch this space

He has the first half of the season to prove himself, if he isn't anywhere near at it he will be gone Blokes woeful

Made all by Romano he loves bigging up Brazilians who go to Barca

As long as he played more than Lavia and Fofana it's OK with me

Spoken like our medical department

Final stages of agreement with Villareal for Jorgensen, deal structure is being discussed, it's nearly done

As long as he shows that sort of fight in the PL

Need to start shipping some of these useless cunts out now, Broja, Sterling, Chilwell, Lukaku, to name a few We have some serious shite stock piled

Spunked shit tons on Kepa, he's garbage, Petrovic is half decent but nowhere near the level needed and Sanchez is wank

Yeah, that's why we are after him

Jorgensen already said yes to us, we are now in talks with Villareal for the fee

Kepa sounds like he is being sold for about 15-20M, there is a myth Sanchez is good with his feet and will start the season ahead of a goalkeeper who is better than him. We really are some outfit us now

More average names and links popping up all the time, what a fucking shit show

First bid has gone in from us for this fella Jorgensen at Villareal

Did anyone get injured on the flight to the US?

Get him

Gilchrist has interest from a few Championship sides apparently

Dovbyk is leaving Giron and ready to sign for Atletico Madrid

I know that squad list on the way to the US isn't complete with plenty missing still but fuck me, it's fucking brutal reading that I'm not basing my comment on that list but I'm saying we finish between 9th and 14th next season, I really cannot see us doing anything

The uproar in Trev is very justified, he may not be elite level in some peoples eyes but he is the best of a very bad bunch and plays with a heart and passion some simply wish they had. In a world where we have Disasi, Badiashielle, a crocked Fofana and a second rate Tosin I'd take him over all of them

Another fucking no mark

I could save Maresca giving people game time and save him time to let him know who is shite in this side

Be another Ugarte- I never have faith in these type of signings more so with PSG, I think players just either get bored of the shite league or they just fail to be the player actually think they are

I won't lose sleep on him, I really do not think he is all that at all