Special Juan

Nah, knee injury no problem, we can make him worse if he signs for us, he won't be walking this time next year

Neto is excellent, very underated player

It's a massive issue

It's just all fucking weird as fuck what is happening at the club right now. It's a complete mess Not only that but we haven't heard anything from the club about Maresca, an interview, pictures etc On transfers, it's now July and the biggest issue in the side and has been for year is a striker, what the actual fuck are they doing about this apart from spend about fifty quid on a kid from Barcelona

This Calafiori shite is going to end up one way...Arsenal, we sound like we are throwing lost property at them.

Can't see us getting Cala now

He's probably sat with the SD's showing them he can read and write

It beggars belief that we are even considering Sanchez as our first choice when he is nowhere neat Petrovic

KDH has released his goodbye message to LCFC, expect a Chelsea announcement tonight

@Duppy Conqueror @KEVINAA Take your debate to a private message please and let us chat about transfers Thanks

Announcement imminent for KDH, all signed

Caliafiori is a no brainer for the money being talked about

Kellyman will be around the team as bring as it comes, the odd cameo against teams when the games are dead, that's if he isn't loaned which is very likely The Isak thing is really interesting as Newcastle took an approach from Liverpool for Gordon- they really do need funds and quite a sum apparently, one to watch

Carney going is absolute pathetic, he's one who is going to be superb This board are useless cunts

Just another middle of the road signing for a middle of the road club, if we are being honest

Casadei and Fofana are the two players being discussed

Ornstein has said we have submitted a bid for KDH, if deal struck he will sign long term deal, he declined chance to join Brighton so it;s sign for CFC or stay at LCFC

Deal has collapsed for KDH

He will be put under the microscope in pre-season and then probably hauled off to somewhere like Reading

So KDH is sat around in a sleeping bag in a doorway in Brighton smoking cigars and deleting previous Tweets on Chelsea

We are totally finished as club here if we are chasing KDH and Gray, fuck me, lets just axe off Carney's legs whilst we are it This club is really close to being the end

A teenage sensation

We won't be going for a new GK, also need to get shot of that useless fucker Kepa

It's one of Isak or Bruno who they will have to sell apparently

Or make Jonathan David our Isak 🙂