Special Juan

I just can't make any sense of anything right now

Matt Law reporting we are in pole for Omordrion and could also sign Osimhen

Gilchrist is off to Sheff United on loan all done

Another project purchase, total waste of time only for him to be shipped out to a Ligue1 side in a years time.

Spurs going all in on Solanke

Omorodion 🤣 another fucking middle of the road buy, you can't make this shit up

Get this one over and get back to the UK, these games have been torcher to watch

I'm done with the pre season shit mate- I need to invest all my energy for the new season in ready for coming out from behind the sofa every game

Watched the first ten minutes and turned it off, it was actually cringe worthy and like watching a grass roots side. Looked like little children out there, City just went through the motions. Madrid next, that should be fun

Adios Connor

Gallagher has been told he will only be a squad player this season, I think that's his decision made for him

Newcastle in talks with Palace for Marc Guehi

Wasn't when he was at Fulham, so far here he's clumsy and just a bog average defender

We are defo fucked at the back if we start selecting Tosin week in and week out

Lavia and Christo already looking like they are the diamonds

KDH will make no difference to this side what so ever

KDH will just be ratter like Gallagher is, ratting about the pitch, limited and a few decent performances but that's that

Good old Conte is driving this, which is good as he adores him

It does sound too good to be true- I have my reservations on Osimhen, I don't rate as high as some but I'd take this

Dressing room divide before a ball is kicked, some will bury the hatchet and crack on, others won't be and that is where the problems will be

Ornstein over Di Marzio all day long, Di Marzio is getting worse

So Gallagher, Trev, Broja to name a few, that should pull in around 90M ish

Ornsteing has reported we are in talks with Napoli for Lukaku going to Napoli with Osimhen coming the other way on loan plus buy option

Problem is, we have limited players nigh on all over the park now

The club are now in direct talks with Atletico for Gallagher Clownlake at it's finest