Special Juan

Ziyech agreed personal terms could be done today

Boehly just found another loop hole that the corrupt cunts forgot to add to their fag packets small print- they might scramble to change things but it will be too late

All that is left now to really rattle the world is to get a Saudi shirt sponsor🤣

This is the one out going I love the most-probably going to get back what we paid give or take and another useless fucker off the wage bill

Loving this

Romano "Understand Mendy has now agreed PT with Al Ahli negotiations at final stage here we go soon"

I keep forgetting about the approx 30 million for Kova🤩

Lukaku shouldn't be anywhere near the team, cancerous to the hilt, like Ziyech. We will make enough from the Saudi's to swallow this one whole and send him back for next to nothing

ha ha I'd close the blinds if they were playing in my garden

Yup, it's bonkers, but that's about where England's level is at, the great pretenders

Just have a feeling this week is going to get very interesting with in's and outs

Wonderful player but sort of became a niggling toothache in the team caused by constant injuries and paying those sort of wages for a handful of games was criminal. He will never be the same, his body s a complete wreck now

Tibo the snake spat his dummy out because Lukaku was given the armband so he didn't bother turning up the fucking knob head

Absolute meltdowns on Twitter about selling to the Saudi's, like we are the only team doing it🤣

Another tough one for England tonight against North Macedonia after Friday's tough one against Malta

I know what you are saying but they are literally pining for these players and KK and Ziyech are literally done, I'm talking minor details

Saudi's our saviour, taking dead wood off like nobody's business.

Sounds like the fee for Kovacic is about 30M

Looks like Caicedo is on his way- now it's either Lavia or Onana

Glad to see the back of the useless cunt in all honesty

Conor is going to Brighton in agreement for Caicedo

Havertz to Arsenal is on, he has given Arsenal the green light and we are in talks with them- price flexible from us

Romano-Chelsea re onto Caicedo, talks are on Chelsea front runners, more to follow Apparently Arsenal have pulled out, reckon we have told them if you want Havertz back away

United are now onto Andre Onana

Meanwhile we are struggling to give people away from the lost property bin