Special Juan

Chilwell out, James out, Fofana fit and Koulibaly in contention.

You can forget this lad, he will be loaned next season I gurantee it.

Poch isn't stupid, he will know what a shit show we are and will be dotting all the i's and crossing all the t's to make sure every word in the contract is correct.

Romano saying Mendy could be off at the end of the season- good news, another bog average player off the list. Now to get rid of the other useless fucker in Kepa and go and buy a proper keeper.

The love affair between Kova and Pep will see this ending him at City

Season ticket prices frozen for next season, apparently based on the poor season we have just witnessed. Should of been fucking free based on that

Showing the mens team up for what they are- Like sulking kids in the corner of the class the gutless bastards

Could not believe the pundits were claiming Milan would win before the game, not a chance for me, this Milan team are really not that at all- The result was exactly as I expected it would go. It actually should of been 4 or 5 nil- The game is dead now

City will win it now, perfect result for them heading into the second leg.

No way on gods green earth should we be even considering Mane as a striker, we need to stop al this square pegs in round holes. What works for one club doesn't always work with another- we need an out and out 9. I'd swap Mane with Sterling in a heartbeat but not at the expense of an out and out 9

Mass fire sale coming if Leicester, Saints and Leeds all go down. Lavia is a super player, I would defo take him.

What in the world of fuck were Brighton playing at last night? Fuck me, talk about rolling over and having their arse tickled. Thought Everton did well but fuck me Brighton looked like they had never played football before.

The pressure of the player to WHU is also a massive factor-I expect DR to be really pushing for a move away

I just like the way Toney plays, really like his work rate.

We were linked with Zaha when he was in the womb

That game v Newcastle at SJP on Sunday is massive, because Newcastle could easily twat them, they are tremendous at home.

Jude Bellingham to Real Madrid is very close, nearly a here we go.

His injuries have fucked him, he will never be the same again. Cannot believe we are trying extend his contract, he will be sat out for the most of it

Couldn't string a basic 5 yard pass, shite

Manu Petit claims the players on the bench were arguing amongst themselves last night

3M quid for old cow head to keep them up.🤣

Badman must of fucked TB's wife.

He was shite here, he was shite at Everton, what made some fucking cock womble think he was going to be fine by re-hiring the useless fucker again? Honestly it beggars fucking belief what must go on in their brains and behind the scenes-fucking clowns

Has Poch done a Michael Jackson moonwalk away from us?

Damage limitation again this- Just do the right thing please Frank you useless fucker and start Noni after the only who gave a shit last night. The rest is like picking bad apples- It will be a shit show regardless