Special Juan

It takes us two months to fucking bid

Statement released- boring and lifeless

Another quiet day yesterday with all the talk about outgoings but it seems the entrance door is locked at the moment.

He's a jack of most trades MCallister- proper all rounder who can cover many positions and reminds me of the type that would go into CB in the last ten of a cup final and completely boss it

For 35M I'd having making coffees at the training ground, absolute fucking bargain

Confirmed, Liverpool have just signed McCallister for 35M

So, I wonder what shit today will bring. Outgoings outgoings and more outgoings whilst Winstanley and Vivell are sat stroking their cocks on a beach no doubt

There isn't a better time for Kante to go

Brighton preparing a record bid for Colwill close to 40M

Havertz going is really gathering pace now, great news.

Update from Romano today apparently on Caicedo to Chelsea

Big numbers again off the wage bill if Kante goes- if we was fit and playing every week I would be fuming, but he's actually a complete sick note now

Saudi reps in London to speak with Kante and his team about massive transfer

The groundworks for MaCallister were laid early apparently with Reps from Liverpool and his side discussing terms after the WC-

It's far too quiet from us for my liking- I thought we would be out of the blocks with incoming and outgoings within days of the whistle blowing. It's not me being impatient but more expected the club not to fuck around and have a clear identity of what they wanted. It's early days I know, but like the team I'm losing patience and fast

Still say to this day that the Lukaku thing from Inter was plan to raise mass amounts of money for Inter but the long term plan was for Lukaku to kick up a fucking big stink and he gets loaned back- At the time Inter were strapped for cash and I swear they sat don and planned it

Apparently we had everything sorted with Ugarte and whilst the meeting yesterday on what was agreed etc there were final details missing-PSG came in and increased the proposal by 85% and with long term project, two hours later player and team accepted and is today in France ready to sign.

I can tell you now he won't get any better than he is now, he's a bang average player and to boot he's fucking lazy. If he goes to Real Madrid I can tell you the white handkerchiefs will be out early for him.

We will be very fortunate if we get even close to the price we paid for him-he hasn't improved and if I were TB I'd snap someone's hands off for 50-60M, his wages off the books as well

It's one of Thuram or Kone next for Liverpool

Ugarte to PSG HERE WE GO Already in Paris to sign the contract

Not annoyed one bit about this Ugarte thing, PSG still fucked off with us about the whole Ziyech saga- They have stumped up and doubled the salary apparently, not surprised we have walked away as we cannot simply bowing down to every players demands. If we are going down the whole trimming of wages, this coupled with no CL football we could be in for a lot of knock backs and disappointment this summer. This is all the knock on effect of players downing tools and chucking the season away.

We are getting bent over a barrel for Caicedo and I have a feeling Levi will be needed to get the deal done

This is just the start of it all- It's going to be madness

Seems like the club are now sticking by a wage structure