Special Juan

We really are fucking slow.

So, what's happening with this Caicedo deal? Weeks ago it was PT nearly done. last week they were all agreed, and at the weekend we where in talks with Brighton-since then a nothing update from Romano, but pure silence. Mount has now fucked off and added another 55M to the pot, what the fuck are we actually doing?

It's the goalkeeper from Inter

Man United going with a low ball for Onana, 39M total package, just like they did with Mount- Onana keen on the move

So, that's Rice all but done to Arsenal, Manu sealed the Mount deal....We need to start fucking moving

So he was spotted around Carrington yesterday with dark hair but on the goodbye video he has blonde hair, must of had that in his camera role a few weeks the fucking snake. Fuck off you nob and take your banner with you

Andrey Santos is going on loan to Porto apprently

Nice to see some photos of Andrey Santos in training today, really reckon he will give Poch something to think about

The nightmare for us and CHO needs to end and quickly.

Fucking extortionate

Bayern are going after Mamadashvilli

Lavia is edging closer to Liverpool, any day now

Rightly so, he will be getting the armband soon.

The boy who had a dream

Not getting carried away with all despite the fact he said some good things, actions is what is needed. They simply have to fight for each other, the club and badge, that's all we ask

The door to the PL is closing for Gabi Veiga, PSG leads

SMS is just Kezman hoarding his player about, sailed ages ago him.

I reckon we are going to go for Cherki

Santi Aouna just tweeted it

PSG closing in on Gabi Veiga

I feel an Ornstein bomb coming in the next few hours

Liverpool have just bought Szbozolai, McCallister and and now in talks for Lavia, so Thurham and Kone cant be in the picture anymore.

Pulisic won't have any say if the club are happy with Lyon's price, Milan can't get anywhere near it

So, that's Poch through the door, now just some players next and hopefully pretty quickly. This Caicedo deal is dragging on even with reports of us now speaking with Brighton supposedly. Looks like Azpi and Baba are out the door next, but the door seems to be only swinging one way at the moment, chop chop Chelsea

Money Mase has arrived at Carrington for his medical.