Special Juan

Looks like Caicedo is on his way- now it's either Lavia or Onana

Glad to see the back of the useless cunt in all honesty

Conor is going to Brighton in agreement for Caicedo

Havertz to Arsenal is on, he has given Arsenal the green light and we are in talks with them- price flexible from us

Romano-Chelsea re onto Caicedo, talks are on Chelsea front runners, more to follow Apparently Arsenal have pulled out, reckon we have told them if you want Havertz back away

United are now onto Andre Onana

Meanwhile we are struggling to give people away from the lost property bin

Have to think we are going to move soon, and big time.

Ornstein confirmed Arsenal all in for Havertz, ramped up in the last few days

Apparently gone to 45M from the starting bid of 30M says it all

The reluctancey of the media to reveal the origin of the person who done it, yet another news outlet did it straight away saying 'a history of mental health issues and a West African Migrant' And not forgetting the old one liner 'suffered mental health issues' to try and some what mask them

KK not part of Poch's plans apparently

The Inter Milan and Chelsea jumble sale of lost property

Problem being is the two players you mentioned are absolute dog shit. We have killed ourselves paying big money and wages for both, and when they don't work out this is what happens.

So, here we are middle of another week and Inter are wanting to loan the whole club and the highlight on Twitter is people arguing over how Cesare Casadei is pronounced. 🤣

Brighton are coming at us again for Levi apparently according to Kinsella.

They will probably pay it, they don't give a fuck

Lukaku and his delegation met in Paris yesterday about a 20M a season move to Al-Hilal, he's interested. Great news

Mbappe ain't coming here, he's going to Madrid if anywhere.

I like Martinez- probably wouldn't downgrade though

Romano with another pointless update that we already knew.

Be careful you get accused of being spoilt asking questions like that

Looks like it's all in on Onana

Wonder what this week will throw up?

Sending messages to Mason Mount eh? Don't send message United send us 70M and he can fuck off