Special Juan

That's 200K if you include both posts

Tarts do it as often as lads don't worry about that. They love the old Kit Kat handshake.

And I got pelted for saying students are wankers.

Redtube, Babestation and Red Hot Mums xxx, ya can't beat the channel 900's on SKY

It's over rated mate. The sex becomes less and the expense more.

She has drove the romance out of me, we have hallway sex now.....We pass each other and I say "Fuck you" she replies "Fuck you as well"

A Vax steam mop for the wife, she has bugged the shit out of me for one of these.....I at least expect a shag for that alone.

Fair dos....this is where the black screen comes up and displays "To be continued"

It's a perfect scenario isn't it? She is terribly upset, you move in and comfort her, next thing you are kissing each other and in the blink of an eye you are licking the honey pot like a dog laps water. BOOOM!!

The funny thing is, Bayern were piss poor against Arsenal at The Allianz and Juve where poo last night.

Be calm, relax, look interested, buy the drinks, tell her she looks stunning and later on knock her back doors in with all your mite.

Juventus where horrible last night but to be fair to them the offside decision was a joke and Ribery should of walked for his tackle. The English officials got it so wrong last night, but no doubt someone will receive a back hander to help Juve through.

Chelsea phones Porto about Martinez......Porto reply with..."His clause is 200M euro" we reply "Good luck at Zenit Mr Martinez" No, just no thank you.

2-2 and Messi's face

Two sides to the striker issue for me. In an ideal world Cavani would be my man to fulfill my dreams for a forward at this club, he's just a tremendous footballer. The other being we don't need to shell out the amounts touted for the bloke when we could really be looking at someone like Lewandowski who is in his final year of contract and would come for good money. I would happily take Modric and Lewandowski in the summer along with someone like Luke Shaw as I really don't rate Ryan Bertrand at all, and I think Shaw will be a super player to follow a legend in Ashley Cole. This club doesn't need too much, but what we need is to surround Hazard and Mata with a top quality striker and a ball playing CM who keeps playing constantly ticking over and who can dictate a game centrally.

Like a fine wine this guy, he is getting better and better. He looks so comfortable attacking down the wing.

I will get into this forum a bit before casting votes, good luck to all involved. In the mean time, don't rush to vote for me.

Love it.

That first half and the passing was quite simply terrible. I lost count how many times we misplaced basic passes and gifted possession back to United. Ramires had a decent game in the grand scheme of things but once again his passing was atrocious.

Great the fact we beat them without discussing the ref and how good/bad he was.

I coach kids football and if one of my kids had been as shot shy on his left (His weaker foot) like Moses today he would be in for double sessions of training this week. It makes me cringe these days how one footed some players are, not only that but how reluctant they become to just putting their foot through it.

Couldn't care less, this bloke and his cronies are like a circus. Let em crack on.

I'm delighted for everyone at the club after today's result and I include Rafa in that too. I hate the bloke but him and the team deserve a huge well done for once again flying high in the FA Cup. If we do go on and lift this cup this year it should be renamed 'The CFC Cup' We own this Cup as well as Wembley. Stay proud.

Delighted with that, especially as it was against them. Horrible team, hate them with a passion and to see Rape Van Persie walking off with his goofy mouthed face at the end has made my weekend. KTBFFH.

Get in thereeeeeeeee. To all United players and fans...... You've ya day out now fuck off home, you've ya day out now fuck off home