Miracle

I'd bang more goals with Hazard, Mata and Oscar behind me. Like Burt Reynolds said in Boogie Nights: "If it looks like sh*t and sounds like sh*t, then it must be sh*t." it's not the team, it's not the fee, it's not Drogba or lack of service. It's him. Now mind you, i'm not saying he isn't trying, in fact at times he looks like he's trying too hard. The point is, it's not working and we've waited long enough to erase any doubt. I'm fully convinced Torres will never be our new target man upfront. Torres isn't there anymore, get over it.

Lukaku's having some family problems, not surprised to be honest. His father is in jail for partner violence.

Lol at the ones who still want him here. He's had a good game against Rubin Kazan, but that does not make up for almost an entire season of mediocrity. EDIT: 2 & a half season*

Draw in 9 days.

Welcome back Valdes. We've missed you.

Absolute waste of 40m. I can't stress how thankful I am that PSG saved us from buying him.

We need to win this if only to stop Ferdinand having any chance of getting his hands on a winners medal.

He might pass it back to Cech in an attempt to start an attack.

DID THEIR KEEPER MAKE A SAVE ?!?!?!

Stupid remark. Anyone would hesitate to take one in the face with a broken nose. He should never have been part of the wall to be honest.

He has a broken nose, last time I checked.

This team SHOULD beat Southampton.

Never knew we had a player called Maureen.

Hazard played 180 minutes for Belgium.

It'll be Oscar in the 10 as Eden can play wide too. Oscar is not too good out wide.

Tsss i'm gonna buy it though. Looks sexy

http://www.worldsoccershop.com/33498.html

Ain't we gifted to be Chelsea fans ?

I'll put a "lol" after every sentence then. But this was pretty clear

TalkChelsea really needs a sarcasm font.

He won THAT corner against Bayern.

https://twitter.com/BarclaysFooty/status/314774813321334784

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.