misschief

Get the fuck innnnnnnn. Benayoun, ha ha ha ha

Drogba's a total embarrassment again today - good to see JT telling him to get the fuck up

Get innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Come ON Chelsea ffs

As if he had time to do that

Better from us than our last two games, we're lacking creative play though. Joe Cole in the second half maybe?

Never a yellow card - and theyve got the front to call us cheats, lol.

what's Carragher's problem? So Drogba goes down as easily as Torres, big deal.

ha ha dippers are total dicks, short of amputation what else could Carvalho have done to avoid the ball hitting his arm?

Unlucky Anelka, nice work.

Row Z Carvalho - THAT'S how to clear a ball!

Communicate ffs.

Might as well just foul Mascherano, he's doing his best to make it look as if we are anyway.

Better spell from us which means the dippers'll probably score, lol,

You dirty bastard Torres - where's the card????

Why is 4 o'clock taking sooooo long to come today?

Don't know whether I'm glad it's on Sky or not, lol. My screen could end up with a bit of damage today.

Realistically though, given our last couple of performances I couldn't see us thrashing Accrington right now.

I havent been impressed with Ballack at all this season, I really think his age is starting to tell. As for today's game, I can't remember the last time I dreaded a game so much, I feel totally sick.

Off the back of two dire performances and with Hilario in goal, we couldnt have picked a worse time for this game. Bloody dreading it tbh.

We put 5 past Turnball so fuck that. I guess it has to be Hilarious although my mother could probably do just as well in her oven gloves.

We get beat by a side, who in 34 previous attempts couldnt beat a top four side - its ok for it to feel like the end of the world for a while.

Liverpool with Hilario in goal, wonderful. Fucking shambles today.

Hmmm 19 and he signs for us, brave lad going by our track record of farming the youngsters out on loan.

Ha ha, I don't think so somehow. It has it's benefits though, some bloke who does marketing for us asked me to post a video advertising memberships - I did it and he's sorted me a Premium membership for next season. Anyway, as promised here's the interview.