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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,” The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.” The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.” Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

I'll go with no since I don't know what that is I'll have to check photography studios to see if any still develop film.

Who said top of the table boring match but again top of the table we in! Bring on the draw! Sucky performance for local supporters though

Lol It actually had undeveloped film in the camera which I more than likely spoiled when I popped open the back. Nowhere local stills a C41 kit so no developing on my own oh well goes back to looking at new DSLRs

Didn't read it but you can have Mr. Snuggles to keep you safe

Good Luck!

So long long time ago my dad gave me a camera I just found that sucker a Yashica TL Super going to clean this baby up and see if it still works

Just win!

Batman has the bat signal that Gotham lights up when they need him. DL loves using geezer I propose we make a geezer signal to let him know we need him

I missed the game today sounds like it frustrating. However bad it was it doesnt automatically eliminate us from the title race not yet anyway, take a chill pill guys

Light up the geezer symbol?!

Awesome! I love your picture quality so I'll definitely research it some more. I randomly saw it in a furniture store today and started to check it out

Maybe next year I'll finally buy it. I was looking at the Canon EOS Rebel T3i today so there is hope yet

Ah damn I need to buy a camera soon Very nice pics everyone!

Really gorgeous pics!!!

RIP to a great human being!!!!!

Dion Happy Birthday!!!

From his facebook

LOL! Somebody had too much time on their hands.....terry family legacy? http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1868295-the-top-10-footballing-brothers-who-didnt-quite-make-it

Last I heard he was getting scans on Wednesday

Rather quiet thread......Back from injury tried to do something. I'm liking his approach to his football

Nooooooo don't tempt the fates! If we lose 12 - 0 everybody on the forum will be coming for you!!

Hopefully we'll see a better performance than today. C'mon Chelsea :blue scalf:

**pretends I read all the posts from pages 215 to now*** After today, I'd really like Mou to give KDB a chance in the Lampard role or just in lieu of Lampard really. I haven't seen him enough to know how he's defensively but we can certainly use his offensive abilities to start an attack.

Jump off a building...no..call the players mean words while playing....... guilty. People are upset that we weren't anywhere near our best it's understandable. I'll look at the bright side a bit though we'll climb our way back to better because that's just who we are