5 men sitting in a bar: Mr. Wenger, Mr. Mourinho, Mr. Rodgers, Mr.Moyes and Mr. Martinez..... The first round of beers was on Mourinho, he bought a Portuguese beer for each of the others The second round was on Martinez, he bought everybody a San Miguel. The third round was on Wenger, he bought everybody a glass of red wine. The fourth round was on Rodgers, he bought a pint each for the guys, except for Moyes. Then Mr. Moyes said; "Hey guys what about my pint...???" Rodgers looked at him and said; "Sorry David, this is the fourth round, and you are NOT in it."