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The closer this game gets the more confident I'm becoming. We've got a 100% record this season against the other "Top 4" and I cant see it changing come Sunday. Liverpool without Torres are toothless up front, dont let their current result against Burnley fool you. They'll have to go for it which will play right into our hands. We'll hit them on the break and destroy them and Manures chances of the title. Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool Chelsea 1-0 Manure Arsenal 0-3 Chelsea Chelsea 2-0 Arsenal Manure 1-2 Chelsea I'm stocking up the fridge on Saturday with plenty of jungle juice

Thank God we dont have Peter Crouch then

I think someone mentioned 19th May.....not 100% certain on that, but it usually comes out just before the end of the season. I'm almost certain we wore this seasons kit in the last game of last season.

Looking forward to Stevie Me getting 90 minutes of abuse :champions: Steve Gerard, Gerard Your wife is a fucking disgrace Kris Commons came over her face Steve Gerrard Gerrard

The guy who owns that site is a complete wanker of the highest order. I've had run ins with him in the past. The last time was just after Lampards mum had passed and he stated "Lampard is just milking his mothers death"...when he pointed to the skies. Thats the sort of cunt this guy is.

I'm not looking past the Stoke game for now. If/When we get past them and are still top then I'll concentrate on Liverpool. I dontlike being disappointed so I've my head set on losing the title, that way if/when we win it I'll be locked in my room with a crusty sock.

Perfect....absolutley fucking perfect Lets get this sung at Anfield.... Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, Your burd is a fucking disgrace, Kris Commons came over her face, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

Would this not apply to Manure too ? How many times have they slipped up after CL games allowing us the opportunity to capitalise ?

Is that official or a mock ?

ARRRRGH....MY EYEEEEEES

I love knee jerk threads He's having a bad run of games I'll give you that, but overall he's the best CB we have. Alex and Carvalho are good but its the other things that JT brings to hte team that makes him hard to replace. His organisation and ability to read the game is second to none. You dont get voted the best defender in europe for 5 years running by being a liability. He's had a tough time of late. constant media stories about his private life and his family. Stripped of the England captaincy, snubbed by Bridge with that non handshake, etc....of course its going to effect him. He's only human afterall. Stripping him of the Chelsea captaincy will only add to the problems and not resolve them. Hopefully once we get this season out of the way and everything will have passed he can get his head back where it should and show why he's reguarded as one of the best defenders in the world.

I dont know what was up with the players today, they played like it was a kick about in the local park. No urgency, very little movement, misplaced passes, no desire, etc.... Stoke will be a massive game now. Todays result will either be a wake up call or demoralise the squad and hand the initiative back to Manure. We cannot afford to drop one more point in these next three games. I hope Carlo rips every single one of them a new arsehole, as that display today was absolutely pathetic.

I havent had a chance to comment until now....so here goes. We were fucking shite. That is all.

Even if we lose its still in our hands. It wont be the end of the world.

The pressure is really on us now to take 3 points. I hope we absolutely batter Spurs and send out a message that we're taking the title. C'mon Chelsea !!!!

Hahaha Rafa wishes :eyebrows:

Brown and Black ? Blue and Green ? Get to fuck

We can afford to draw this game, so coming away with 1 point wont be the end of thr world. I'm pretty confident we'll see off Stoke, Liverpool and Wigan. 3 points and we're almost across the finishing line. I genuinely feel that Manu will drop points against Cit£h....Let the party begin

I've been here the best part of 3 years and the majority of my post rip the shit out of people. If you dont get me by now you never will. I can be serious too when I'm in the zone....

It would be if I was Irish....

Its nothing personal....it just happened to be you who I quoted.

What is it with everyone on here....have they taken anti-humour pills ? It was a joke refering to the OP.....christ

Missed this charming post I'm glad I've made such an impression on you.

You must have led a sheltered life....lighten up ffs. Its called humour