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Sanchez-Mata-Hazard ---------Falcao----------- :wank2:

I feel extremely scared that I actually understood all of this.

In other words, we dont need him!

3. Another meaningless piece of that hideous massacre of the English language they call ebonics

FUCK THIS SHIT, I CANT GET PAST COMMAND DECK ON BIOSHOCK INFINITE 1999 MODE!

I agree, but I think Cavani would be better than Falcao in front of Hazard-Mata-Schurrle... Anyways, it is a win-win situation.

No, it is not! Pulling a goal out of nowhere = Creating a goal. Because the goal opportunity was not explicit there, but you created it without anyone's direct influence. Unlike a tap-in, penalty, corner or whatever. Again, trapped in the words. You used different words to explain the exact same thing, but because you typed different letters, you think your are actually changing the meaning (which you aren't).

You are wrong, because you are using one dumb concept of "creating a goal". You are suggesting that nobody creates anything by themselves because others at some point touched the ball or gave him a pass or whatever. While most people are saying that if one is in a position where there is no goal perspective and he still creates the opportunity out of nothing, then this is a goal created by himself. For instance, Oscar's second goal against Juventus fits the criteria. You will argue that someone passed to him, but the pass is not part of the goal, so his first touch and amazing finishing made the goal a reality. Meaning that Oscar created his own goal. It is not so hard to grasp, Jake. Maybe you should free yourself of the actual words and concentrate more on the idea.

They are all (just put the article on Google)... I will say this again, it is all rumors, if I am to believe in someone it will be WHS and not some random journalist in Germany!

UEL and UCL neutral zone tickets are done by lottery. You have to submit your details and the category you want to purchase them (maximum of 2 per submission) before they close it. The period is usually between Jan-Feb and they have already ended and even chosen the winners. You can still buy through Chelsea if you are a member with enough loyalty points! Otherwise, only via Internet...

If we are to believe in any rumour, I prefer to stick to WHS!

No you are not, you are transforming a metaphor into a literal statement. That is one hell of a stupid thing to do! Everyone knows there are some expressions in the football world that doesn't really make sense if you try reading it word-for-word....

Counting the fact they are all only reporting what Bild said, it doesnt seem very reliable!

The last time I checked, Spike was just being a stupid bitch about Falcao.

I second that, really good post! I will say this for the thousandth time: I will be more happy with Cavani, but that doesnt mean I wont be overly excited with Falcao.

No, he gets the ball in a non-goal situation and even then manages to score!

Not even toe nails!

I am in a state where I dont fucking care who we play or how we play, just get the 3 points!

People are funny, do you expect Bayern to announce it before a potential final against Dortmund? I bet they didnt want to announce Gotze either, but since Bild broke the news and BVB officially confirmed, there was nothing they could do. I think Lewandowski will go to Bayern Munich only in 2014. Which is great, because we end the hysteria here and can focus on Falcao or Cavani. While we can be relieved that he doesnt go any EPL team!

Dude, why are you going crazy? it is not like you post any better sources... Him and Roman are friends if you did not know. Also, he is an director in Anzhi, a Russian team if you dont know!

Omg, Luiz making everyone wear Brazilian shirt now!

Simple, if you had read the first post, you would know that we are supposed to use the Transfermrkt prices! EDIT: Too slow!

What? Rambo-Hazard-Moses?

Foreigner students are so much better at grammar than native speakers, it is frustrating! It happens in every language...

FIXED!