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'Sterling, he sleep with the fishes'

Read that and thought they were buying Malang Sarr back 😃

Sky obviously find it acceptable for him to gob at a fan and in a 14 year old girls face

Renowned Nigerian prophet and founder of the INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church, Primate Elijah Ayodele, has urged Super Eagles striker Victor Osimhen to snub a move to Chelsea, claiming that the striker will not have the best of time should he join the London club. The cleric made this statement in a 44-second video on social media. It is not the first time that the primate has prophesied about the London club. In 2023, he equally claimed that the English Premier League club were cursed and needed cleansing. “Chelsea are a finished club. If they are not careful, they will not function again. The people who bought Chelsea should go back to the owner and get his blessings,” he said. “Otherwise, if they put 10, 20 strikers, defenders, and the best goalkeeper in the world, there is a curse troubling Chelsea at the moment. I have told you to take these words very seriously if you want to progress; otherwise, Chelsea can go to relegation. ..... So thats whats wrong then Egbali Boehly and Clownlake have to go back to Abramovich and ask his blessings. Good luck with that

has signed a new Chelsea contract to extend his stay at Stamford Bridge until 2033. 😃

World has officially gone mad Al-Alhi have offered Vicnius Junior 13 times the salary he gets at Real Madrid Real Madrid have said you can have him for 1 billion

So we have to play Citeh and the Ref

Felix is one of that rare breed -an intelligent footballer

Loads of options all over - our current squad Goalkeepers (8) Filip Jorgensen, 22, signed for £21m; Robert Sanchez, 26, £25m; Djordje Petrovic, 24, £14m (available on loan); Kepa Arrizabalaga, 29, £72m* (for sale); Marcus Bettinelli, 32, free*; Mike Penders, 19, £17m (on loan) not yet confirmed; Gabriel Slonina, 20, £9m (available on loan); Lucas Bergstrom, 21, undisclosed* (for sale/loan). Full-backs (7) Reece James, right, 24, academy; Marc Cucurella, left, 26, £62m; Ben Chilwell, left, 27, £45m*; Renato Veiga, left, 12, £12m; Malo Gusto, 21, right, £30m; Josh Acheampong, right, 18, academy; Caleb Wiley, left, 19, £9m (on loan). Centre-backs (9) Axel Disasi, 26, £39m; Wesley Fofana, 23, £75m; Levi Colwill, 21, academy; Tosin Adarabioyo, 26, free; Benoit Badiashile, 23, £33m; Trevoh Chalobah, 25, academy (for sale); Aaron Anselmino, 19, £16 (on loan); Alfie Gilchrist, 20, academy (on loan); Bashir Humphreys, 21, academy (for sale/loan). Midfielders (15) Enzo Fernandez, 23, £107m; Moises Caicedo, 22, £115m; Christopher Nkunku, 26, £52m; Omari Kellyman, 19, £19m; Cesare Casadei, 21, £17m; Lesley Ugochukwu, 20, £23m; Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, 25, £30m; Romeo Lavia, 20, £53m; Carney Chukwuemeka, 20, £20m; Tino Anjorin, 22, academy (available for sale/loan); Andrey Santos, 20, £18m (on loan); Kendry Paez, 17, £17m (on loan); Alex Matos, 19, free; Jimi Tauriainen, 20, undisclosed* (available on loan); Leo Castledine, 18, academy (available on loan). Wingers (9) Mykhailo Mudryk, left, 23, £89m; Raheem Sterling, left, 29, £48m; Pedro Neto, left, 24, £54m; Cole Palmer, right, 22, £43m; Noni Madueke, right, 22, £29m; Estaevo Willian, right, 17, £51m (on loan); Angelo Gabriel, right, 19, £13m (available on loan); Harvey Vale, 20, academy (for sale/loan); Diego Moreira, 20, free. Strikers (8) Romelu Lukaku, 31, £100m*; Nicolas Jackson, 23, £32m; Samu Omorodion, 20, £35m (not confirmed); David Datro Fofana, 21, £11m (for sale); Deivid Washington, 19, £17m; Marc Guiu, 18, £5m; Mason Burstow, 21, £1.5m* (for sale/loan); Armando Broja, 22, academy (for sale). Total, including loanees: 56 We have to submit a 25-man squad after the summer transfer window which must have a minimum of eight 'homegrown' players - those of any nationality who have spent three years at any English club academy before turning 21. But a club can also register as many under-21 players as they like on top of that 25-man squad.

Also Gusto is very solid most of the time -which will be needed as James (injury wise) cant be relied on

Ouzo overload or Communist infiltration ? Either way Preston were in Championship last time I looked

We'll see the difference between an organised team and a load of disjointed individuals next Sunday

Hi There is the ticket exchange Ticket exchange | Official Site | Chelsea Football Club (chelseafc.com) but not sure if it is useable for Friendlies. The few that post here only a few go to matches so little chance of swaps here. As far as wearing your shirt, shouldnt present too much of a problem as its a friendly- but if it kicked off you'd be the first to be removed. Enjoy the match !

Think its more nuanced than that. He was by far the most creative when England won the U23 Euros without conceding a single goal, but agree can see limitations with Marescas set up.

Neto's recent injury record gives some cause for concern with two hamstring injuries last season that saw him miss over 100 days of competitive football - he'll have to join the doctors waiting room at Cobham

Back of the Neto !

Creative, takes players on, gets to the byline, decent shot

So thats near enough 200m so far this window - we need to be thick skinned when fans laugh at us when we're 15th in the table at Christmas

Agree with that - apart from Sterling

Good way of looking at it OFAG. Messi has escalators for his 100m car collection into his apartment -thanks to fans. The lure of fame and money is crazy to the point more than 15 000 children are trafficked into Europe every year with false promise of a trial at PL clubs. Modern day slavery to all intents and purposes

We should keep Madueke. Just an opinion, like arseholes, we all have them

Steve Mclaren presser in Jamaica ''Now ere dis, youm bladclaats. Mia tap dia boss man. Wicked''

The difference is Clearlake are just the current custodians of our club. They, and all other clubs are fuck all without fans and they know it.

Hi If youre not going to park in the capital, prob best to get Thameslink train from Carshalton or nearby to Wimbledon then District Line Also info here Getting To Stamford Bridge | Official Site | Chelsea Football Club (chelseafc.com)

Come on Boehly -you might have sacked most of the academy staff, but theres plenty of 16 year old Brazilians we can give 7 year contracts to before loaning out