Fulham Broadway

They will bribe their way out of it - massive fine at best

Gooners sneaqualise

Fastest goal in history

Karen Brady the washed up porn whore looks stony faced. Oh dear

A word about Sanchez - been imperious so far. (dont want to jinx it )

...and we briefly go to the heady heights of 2nd in the League 🥰

Defence still bit shaky...but for the first time in a while feels like we have our Chelsea back....

Some West Ham walking out already. Love it

Palmer 0-3 Laaaverly

Need to weather the first 10 mins of 2nd half.

Need to be 100% on our guard now

Jackson the new Drogba

All gone quiet in the Olympic stadium

Get in !!! Beautiful !!!!

We're playing really well so far

Come on Chelsea Lets burst their fuckin stupid bubbles

Brilliant goal like ice cold Palmer

Reigning Champs Chelsea v Villa tonight Live: on BBC 2 and iPlayer

All depends which Chelsea turns up - we have the firepower and quality to score 6 - but if the cohesion isnt there, if theres nothing but pretty passing round the box, then we're likely to get fucked by Antonio, Bowen et al on the break

Lukaku branded absolute ‘RUBBISH’ by Antonio Cassano No shit Sherlock

Its a London derby -they always raise their game

He was brilliant in Italia 90. Probably the best WC

Snake is ranting at them 😁

4000 Stuttgart tickets....25 000 Germans have gone to Madrid. Fair play

Barkley and Maatsen on