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Yeah but, yeah but, yeah but....every time I go for a piss the sink is full of bloody washing up.

...you should see us at home. The washing up never gets done.

Well in that case give Makalele a rest. Been rushed off his feet as of late, still got shaving foam in his ear every game.

Yeah theres some definite quality there BB. It seems easier for Spanish and Portuguese clubs to get young South Americans than Premiership clubs obtaining the right papers etc. -obvious past colonial links, language etc. Valencia have made vast profits buying and then selling on. Modern day slave trade.

Will Obi be playing or warming the bench ?????

Knew you were an anarchist at heart as well. BNP are just opportunists, appealing to pissed off people, -again dividing people, (easier to dominate that way) over the colour of their skin.

No Gods, No Masters. If Voting Changed anything they'd abolish it. Whoever gets in the Government wins etc. I've seen enough elections to know that whoever gets in, it makes not the slightest difference to anyones lives apart from perhaps a different rate of taxation for the very rich 0.01%. Foreign policy is the same, whoever is in British Government at the time They jump when the US says jump. Spineless fucks all of 'em. All the parties divide people so they're easier to rule over. Cameron worth £26 000 000, Brown and Blair multi millionaires. The reason why V for Vendetta is so good is that Parliament actually gets blown up. Fuck 'em all they're only in it for themselves.

De Santo even looks a bit like him. 'Ronaldhino Lite' or 'Diet Ronaldhino' but will hopefully be even better.

Same , but I exclude Grunt the Cunt.

Agree, Ronaldhino would be more of a Kenyon type signing, guaranteeing shirt sales commission. Still, not a bad player though.

Lol nah !! There seems to have been a constant propaganda operation in place since his installment aimed at reinforcing his supposed credibility, and that the coaching skills required are ''just a mere formality''. With that fanatastic squad and massive backroom staff, fantastic facilities, billionaire backing, Ten Cates, and the experienced Steve Clarke.... anyone could have acquired the same results with Mourinhos departure. The difference is that you Esk, would have provided better inspiration and more astute substitutions . Hes just a face in the middle -and Oh what a fucking face.

He has some dodgy Cubscout Israeli coaching badges. Now Israel, and Israeli clubs, were allowed to play in European competitions because none of the other Middle Eastern clubs or Countries would play them. Even Saudi Arabia thinks they're cunts. That being the case, and with Grant leeching his way into an Israeli club, you'd think he might have the foresight to perhaps do a 90 hour course, that would make him at least seem credible for a European position, before he started bum bothering Abramovich.

Aroop, on the Mumbai Ganja ?

lol !! POLICE THREATEN TO STOP SHOOTING BRAZILIANS IN THE FACE POLICE are threatening an immediate halt to all Brazilian face-shootings as part of their ongoing pay row with the government. Another busy day, hunting down BraziliansTom Logan, chairman of the Police Federation, said his members were already operating a 'shoot-to-rule' and would only pump bullets into Brazilians, electricians, or both, during normal shift hours. He said: "We don’t care if the guy's pinned in his seat and the gun's in his face. If it's clocking-off time, we down tools and that fanatical Brazilian can either blow himself up or continue his journey to work. Whatever." "Without the police this country would be swarming with Brazilian electricians, undermining our values and that. "People might think we sit around on our arses all day, sending squad cars out for fish and chips and ignoring your desperate pleas to stop the local kids urinating on your car. But we don't. We shoot olive-skinned electricians. In the face." He warned that an all-out strike would also leave young black men free to drive their own cars and that second-round FA Cup matches would be forced to go-ahead without an intimidating police presence. Logan added: "And who is going to stop you for having a faulty rear brake light and then lean in your window and make you feel small in front of your wife, while his partner leans in the other window, fondles his truncheon and winks at your missus?"

Defending champions Egypt are through to the semi-finals after beating a spirited Angola 2-1. They are joined in the last four by Cameroon, for whom Stephane Mbia swooped for a winner in extra time to give them a 3-2 victory over Tunisia having already held the lead twice during the game. Think Ivory Coast will do it though

Irish Independent Didier Drogba withdrew from all future African awards yesterday with a furious attack on the Confederation Africain de Football (CAF). The Chelsea striker had been widely expected to be named as CAF's African Player of the Year Award, but when the winner was announced and the Ballon d'Or trophy presented in Lome, Togo, last Friday, it went to Frederic Kanoute. Drogba insists that he had been informed he would not win the award only because of his refusal to leave his squad mid-tournament to make an eight-hour journey from the Ivory Coast's training base in Takoradi to Lome for the presentation ceremony. He had considered going, but decided that his squad should not be without their captain after the death earlier in the week of Uli Stielike's son. Stielike stood down from his position as Ivory Coast coach a fortnight before the tournament as he returned to Hanover to be with his ailing son. "In the end I declined to go to the ceremony,'' Drogba said. "I did that for my team-mates and because within the group we had been through an unfortunate death. I was going to send my wife to the awards in case there was a prize to receive, when I was informed by somebody from CAF that she would not be welcomed, and that the rules could change if I wasn't there and the award be given to the person who had finished second. That shocked me.'' Given that Drogba's Chelsea team-mate Michael Essien was also named on the three-man shortlist and also refused to go to Lome, it could easily be that Kanoute finished only third. Drogba celebrated his goal in Ivory Coast's 5-0 quarter-final victory over Guinea with particular ostentation, and then held his No 11 shirt in front of the TV cameras as he was substituted late on, making his point to CAF. "From now on I've decided to withdraw from all voting for CAF awards,'' he went on. "It has lost a lot of value in my opinion.''

Source ? Concern for Benayoun, Lol, the Israelis dont even allow the Palestinians to play football, let alone have electricity or food and water. Well thats ok then, Grant will be a qualified manager. Maybe he could start at Crewe or Doncaster or somewhere, so we could get someone competently experienced.

He's certainly a promising possibility. Might get some coercion from Anelka being a young Muslim as well. He's certainly benefitted from playing around the likes of Wiltord, Govou, Juninho etc. and you can guarantee his price will more than likely go through the roof after Euro 2008 -though as you say money should be no object with our finances.

Definitely some funny ones on that site; THE RESEARCHER developing an intelligent bra says there is ‘no way’ it is finished and that he may have to carry on studying women’s breasts for decades. This generation's Apollo ProgrammeDr Tom Logan, head of breasts at the Tits Institute, said reports his bra research was complete were ‘irresponsible’, and could stop women volunteering to help with his work. He said: “I would love to say that my intelligent bra was now a reality, I really would, but I think I will probably end up working on this project for the rest of my life.” Dr Logan has devoted his life to developing a super-bra that will stop women’s breasts bouncing around during exercise, but with very limited success so far. Unlike rival researchers who use sophisticated laser measuring techniques to gauge levels of bounce Dr Logan personally observes his volunteers using his bras as they jog before him on a treadmill. He said: “I only got into this line of work by accident after my university rejected my initial proposal to look into intelligent panties. But it has proved hugely rewarding.” Most of the research takes place in Dr Logan’s office, which is equipped with a treadmill, video camera, heavy curtains and tissues. All joggers are asked to wear blindfolds to prevent anything they see interfering with the experiments, while Dr Logan always removes his trousers in case they affect the results. He added: “People often ask me what possible scientific benefit can arise from spending hours in a darkened room watching a woman with large breasts jog on the spot on front of you in a not very supportive bra. Imagine if they had said that to Einstein? He would never have invented the atom bomb.”

: Tribal quoting The People is like Billy Liar quoting Pinnochio though.

Ha Ha Ha ! That cracked me as well. 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FUCKING RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS A NEW species of giant rat has been discovered in a remote region of New Guinea by a team of totally freaked-out zoologists. 'You fucking catch it'The scientists from Conservation International spotted the 'absolutely mental thing' during a five-day trek through the hazardous Foja mountains. Expedition leader Professor Wayne Hayes said: "I was filling my water bottle when I saw this huge fucking thing and I shouted to my mate Dave, I said, 'Dave, look at the size of that fucker!' and Dave was like, 'Jesus Christ, it's a fucking monster! "I shouted over to Stevie and Ben, I said, 'get a look at this bastard' and they're like 'no way, man, that's mental' - they were totally freaking out." Professor Hayes added: "Ben was like, 'that's a rat, it's totally a rat' and I was going, 'naah, it's some kind of freaky beaver or a weird-looking, fucked-up cat.'" Dr David Hobbs added: "I was like, 'that's a mutant otter or something, it's bigger than my dog, for Christ's sake' and Wayne was saying we should catch it, and I was like, 'you fucking catch it'. "So anyway, we tell Stevie that it's his turn to catch something and he's like totally pissed off, but he tears after it anyway, shouting, 'come here you dirty big bastard, I want to take your picture'." Dr Steven McKay added: "We also trapped this manky little thing with huge eyes which they reckon is maybe a possum or a really big gerbil. "Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille but it wasn't interested."

Lol some of them are quite funny -''Scotland dies Laughing'' and ''DSS to fund Liverpool takeover'' and this one GOVERNMENT TO TACKLE BINGE-WANKING THE legal age for masturbation is to be raised to 18 as part of a series of measures aimed at tackling binge-wanking among teenage boys. "There's nothing else to do round here. We need a pool table"Supermarkets are to be banned from two-for-one pornography promotions, and all magazines will have to be purchased through special checkouts staffed by intimidating, attractive women. Any pictures of naked breasts or private areas will have public health minister Shona Robinson's head superimposed on them and a speech bubble saying: "Eat healthy!" Ms Robison said: "We want to make binge-wanking as socially unacceptable as drinking blood or setting fire to children. "At the moment masturbation is an integral part of Scottish culture. This process will be long and hard, but I am determined to pull it off." All aerobics videos are to be banned apart from health secretary Nicola Sturgeon's forthcoming Suzi Quatro Workout, which was declared "mind-numbing" after repeated viewings by the lower sixth at Merchiston Castle School in Edinburgh. According to the Executive's latest guidelines, adults can have up to three personal hand interactions per week without causing any great harm to their health, apart from a degree of short-sightedness and bad breath. But medical evidence shows that any self-pleasuring by those under 18 is certain to lead to blindness and ugly disfigurement before the onset of middle age, while binge-wanking will lead to total derangement within months. The British Medical Association said the Executive did not go far enough. Bill McKay, of the BMA's Scottish Masturbation Committee, said tougher action was needed to deal with what he called a "stroking time-bomb". Roy Hobbs, A&E consultant at Glasgow's Victoria Infirmary, said: "If Channel 4 shows another Kylie special we will simply not be able to cope."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/ Quite refreshing when fed up with conventional news

Welcome Johhny, look forward to your contributions, and as Tri blue says there's cyber links to watch the games if all else fails.

Details now become clear how it will happen DSS TO FUND LIVERPOOL TAKE-OVER LIVERPOOL fans have launched a bid buy their beloved football club, backed by millions of pounds from the Department of Social Security. Many Liverpool fans are looking forward to stealing Jamie CarragherThe supporters have put together a complex financial structure made up of 25% genuine welfare payments alongside a mixture of fraudulent incapacity and unemployment claims. Supporters spokesman Wayne Hayes said: "Between us we reckon we can raise about £500 million, especially as it's been such a cold winter. The number of folk who've come down with a sudden case of rheumatoid arthritis is shocking. "The DSS provides us with a secure source of funds and if anyone starts asking questions we've got 45,000 sick notes sitting in a warehouse in Bootle." "This is a major step forward for the club and the city. We did originally plan to steal it but we couldn't find anywhere to keep the main stand as most of the garages round here are full of mountain bikes." He added: "As far as you're concerned, I haven't worked in 12 years, alright?" Under the plan the club would be run by an executive committee, elected by the supporters and given the right to swipe a range of quality goods from the office, the boardroom and the club shop. The first team squad will also have to sign new contracts requiring them to go to supporters' pubs every Saturday night and be told why they will never be as good as Emlyn Hughes and Jimmy Case.