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Nah, I can see it catching on amongst the chinks and corporates. Can i say chinks ? just did. Its a toss up between that and ''You're going home in a fucking ambulance''.

''Job done Arfur''

Mind you Bates with his electric fence -...maybe if we had electric seats now it'd get some of the comatose fuckers on their feet....

Lol someone must be thinking, ''bbbbbbbbut she turned Britain round, saved the Falkland sheepshaggers from those nasty Argies.'' 2 words Poll Tax. In fact loads of words, thanks to her we now have to get our fuel from dodgy Russians, she sold off the North Sea Oil to pay for the dole for all the miners and manufacturing people she laid waste to. Created greed and yuppies, and ruined our national game beyond recognition, sold off the railways, water, gas, electricity, and the phone network to greedy shysters, growth was lower than it ever was under labour in the 70s. She allowed British manufacturing to collapse. 60 000 pensioners regularly -and still do die of hypothermia each year because they are too skint to afford heating, she increased prescriptions by 1000%, scrapped free school milk, scrapped free dental and eyecare ...I could go on

''Beat the scooz'' ''Guns are stupd's'' and ''And devils soocks''. Brilliant . Nice and catchy.

Ha HA Ha -tea over keyboard moment. Grants Press Conference. Simon Green berg, Buck, Kenyon . ''He will take us to a new level, exciting football'' Oh no... I smell Cracker

..scribbling and dribbling. About how I'm an ex SS Grupenfuhrher.

Or any one from the Beano Frank Spencer and him would be better

Too true, if this was Mourinho, Sky would be crowing about his imminent departure, ''Roman Not happy'' stories etc. Jews in the media mate. Alright Cracker luv ?

Its almost anyone though. Theres probably about 8-10 on this forum I'd rather have there than Grant. I'd rather even have Mark Lawrenson (ex scouser but better football knowledge), Steve Claridge, Kerry Dixon, Dave Webb, Ray Wilkins, probably between 1-2million people other than Grant.

You'd think so. But I'm starting to think Abramovich is more interested in playing with his 5 yachts and knobbing his model friend. Which is fine if he leaves the club running to a long term competent manager, but he cant half heartedly interfere from telling Essien how to tackle to having an ears and mouth called Grant. Grant I reckon is a political appointment now. He was 'introduced' to Abramovich in Israel. Its part of trying to raise Israels profile. Dodgy countries in the past -South Africa, Zimbabwe, use sport as the main market to lift their profile. (Fuckin' ell just realised that nut Cracker is going to post now Yeah same mate, I never thought I'd see the day when I hope we dont win a trophy. Weird.

Ahh, next Summer. Grant takes the squad on the latest Disney/Kentucky Fried Chicken 'Hands Accross the Ocean' tour to Florida to play three games in the 'Toy Story Velodrome' against Tampa Bay Pizza Boys, Everglade Diet Coke Rangers, and Miami Burger Queens. All in the interest of 'Grass Roots Football' Cant wait.

I was hoping during the pitch invasion at the end and the ensuing chaos , someone would slit Grants throat like in Eastern Promises.

Eternal optimism I think Grants appointment has an Israeli/Russian twist that we know little about. Its all about trying to lift Israels profile high in the ouside world, and Chelsea are the parasite host, and Abramovich is/was under pressure from Israeli government sources. Just a thought Bottom line. Cunts a waste of space.

Should definitely take that if true -Pizarro, Sidwell, Ben Haim, Shevchenko should go in the fire sale.

At least the Glazer loan sharks leave Ferguson to get on with it. They're interested in money, and Ferguson the football. Kenyon and Buck are the links between the manager and owner, they fraudulently marketed the fat clown. Should be held accountable in the Hague for crimes against humanity.

Highly unlikely that the players will do the business in any big game. Confidence will ebb now as well. OK Derby and Sunderland will get spanked, but I'd stick my mortgage on Barca if we had to play them next week..

If he wins the CL or the Prem Abramovich will stick with him for a year or two.

Abramovich saw him as a conduit so he could indirectly affect things on the pitch with his real life Subbuteo. Which is why the Essien thing seemd credible. Its not just Abramovich -all those multi millionaire hangers on, Kenyon and Buck should be accountable -or did they get it right ?? Grant ''taking us to the next level'' with ''exciting attractive football'' wasnt it ?

Sad to say it but I hope thats the case now. Worst case scenario is that we win something under Grant now.

To me if it means Grant fucking off, then I prefer it if we win fuck all now. If we win the League or CL, it means Grant sticking around for two or three years with £150 m to spend on wanky Israeli players and us destined for mediocrity. Players just hanging araound on massive salaries doing the barest minimum, just like Kenyon , Buck and that lot.

This should include Abramovich being told by someone who's not afraid to jeorpordise their multi million pound salary that he should not interfere with the football side. To not take Essien aside and tell him how to tackle , for instance, to not appoint a fellow Jew just because he put the cones out for another Russian Jewish oligarch. Will take someone with big bollocks.

What is lacking above all is someone who can build a rapport and respect from the squad. Clarke has no charsima no mutual meeting of the mind with players, but knows his football. Ten Cates has to fuck off for a fag every now and then and is a moody cunt at best-again knows his football though. Grant, just a 'B' movie blob monster. Wenger, Ferguson, Mourinho all know how to get the best from their players. We have no one atm, but have a talented squad of loose cannons. Best thing that could happen right now would be to make Terry player manager for the rest of the season. Clarke can sort out the substitutions.

2008, the year we, Chelsea FC, had a hand on two cups just to spunk them away because of some greedy no nothing charlatan, tactically clueless, grasping his £4.5 million a year of our admission, pretending to be a manager.

Grant, Ten Cates and I include Clarke in this. 0-1 down, no passion, just holding heads, scratching chins. Everyone just taking the dosh and too scared to put their heads above the parapet and take responsibility. Club needs a good shake up.