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Thing is he was as good as Benzema that everyone is creaming their pants about , at Lyon. His first game was excellent. Could be the Shevchenko factor and just doesnt gel.

Well, all we can hope for now is the 'DOUBLE'. Grant and Thatcher to both die on the same day. April Fools day would be good. I don't think the players can take much blame tbh. Yes the passing has been attrocious, but there hasn't been any inspiration, and fuck knows whats been going on in training. Clarke and Ten Cats might know their football, but they cant inspire like the previous manager. And it's no good looking to Grant on the sidelines for anything, stood there staring, arms folded, like a paedophile at a kids sports day. The Jewish Jobs for the Boys Club that is intent on taking the money needs to realise that fans loyalty only stretches so far. 2008, the year we, Chelsea FC, had a hand on two cups just to fling them away because of some greedy no nothing charlatan, grasping his £4.5 million a year of our admission, pretending to be a manager. Chink of light? I notice William Hill have him as 2-5 on to be gone by the end of the season

Chapmagne on ice, and I've got some fireworks ready for when the witch croaks her last.

He's spunked away two perfectly winnable cups in a week. Do the honourable thing and top yourself you sour faced bastard.

Abtramovichs judgement has got worse since hes been knobbing that model. Sparky would be good, also Romas Spalletti -but he'll be probably untouchable if they do the CL.

Same, also Malouda is a prime example of players not performing since Mourinho. No motivation or inspiration from a manager is the main problem.

Think you're right, people would seem to settle for anyone instead of Grant, understandably Rijkaard might not be the best option. Quite like the look of Spalletti -(dumped Madrid out last night), top coach.

You cant beat a good opium den Buckie might be a bit optimistic, because of the religous freaks -then again its made by monks ? and its strange that booze is banned from the place that has the first evidence of beer drinking. Think you're right Elliott, the Brits did have a part in 'false flag ' operations so BP could have a few barrels of oil as well.

You amaze me JBD -you'd settle for nowt to have the Toad chucked out ? Oh right just re read it ''to have Mourinho back''. Same as . Definitely. Whats the alternative ? Grants hapless jowls taking credit for an odd trophy, and then stuck with the cunt for a few more years. A few years of underachieving, and not realising our true potential.

Anorak Facts Time Barnsley have not won in their last four. However they have lost only two of 18 home league games this season bbbbbut......wehave lost just one (YIDS) in the last 19. They have giant killed before. Not only beating Liverpool this year, but also in 1998 when they booted out Manchester United in the fifth round. If we win it'll be an outstanding record of a place in the semi-finals for the third successive season......and the 18th time Chelsea have made the FA Cup semi finals. No history? Bollocks.

Contrary to what the Yanks (they want their oil) and our press say they're a right friendly bunch. Seriously, OK they got the mad clerics, from that Religous Revolution. But that was just a backlash to the Shah, a US puppet who was a right cunt installed by the CIA. (think Grant with a load of medals and a sword) Before the Shah they were one of the most democratic countries on earth, BUT they decided they wanted to keep most of their oil.(I'm sure Scotland wanted to keep it's North Sea Gas until Thatcher the Cunt sold it off). cue a sponsored CIA takeover so the Septics could have their oil. OK ranting now -the point is had a mate who worked there ..and heres the important bit -booze is abundant ...''Hafez's city of Shiraz, after all, is so renowned for its vineyards, it has given its name to one of the world's most popular varieties of wine. And at the back of the old brewery, Shirazis are still keen to preserve their local traditions. Scouring the alleys on the lookout for religious police, youths in loose leather jackets stuffed with illicit substances bike round town - mobile off-licences peddling beer, vodka and opium.'' Their football team aint bad either

In our favour Mourinho we know can be impulsive -I reckon he'd love to be back -he'd milk the adoration. For Abramovich to kick out his muppetpuppet he'd have to have a few bad results methinks, which could pave the way for a possible return.

Lol! However great this sounds the cynic in me finds it hard to believe that the Greatest Manager in our History (no, not Porterfield), chose to announce his possible return via...... ....The Sun

Amazing if true JBD.

Gudjohnsen =Keegans Top target (Fans FC) Keegan has been told he will have plenty of cash to spend when the summer transfer window swings open, and his priority will be to shore up his leaky defence. However, Keegan will also look to strengthen all areas of his side as he looks to transform the Magpies into a top-six side, and reports claim a top target will be £7million Eidur Gudjohnsen. The Icelandic international has failed to nail down a regular starting place for Barcelona following his move from Chelsea in the summer of 2006, and he may be tempted to move to St James Park.

Ha ha ha - think that Panini fella made himself a very rich bloke just by collecting tens of thousands of photos and deciding to sell them as stickers.

Was thinking about this yesterday. It's the middle class factor. Because 'Little Maddies' parents are qualified GPs, loads of dosh etc, yet this latest one is working class 'scum' as the papers would like to describe them, then it gets less attention. Fact is, two little girls are missing, and they're both appalling cases. Yet the McCanns left their girl alone -negligence. There was a middle class aspect to the Stephen Lawrence murder. Awful racist murder, yet the Daily Mail took up the case because he was studying to be a lawyer, and had 'respectable' parents. Wouldn't have touched it if it had been a 'Yoof' from Brixton.

Had a few. Also collected these, which is scary

You can tell he'll be in the game for a long time. Either Spain or Milan probably, though he could already speak both languages when he left, and said he was learning a new language, and saw ''Germany as a challenge''. If he was still with us, we would have beaten the Yids methinks -Belletti off after 30 mins, Essien at right back

Spot on. Gutter journalism, only posted it for a laugh. He had Chelsea in his heart, still has, ''I left and for five months you couldn't get a bad word from me in relation to the club and you cannot do it in the future too." But dont let that stand in the way of a sensational story. Wish him the best.

From Jose of all people Mourinho eager to 'kill' Chelsea Mourinho is hoping to be back in management before next seasonJose Mourinho has revealed plans to "kill" Chelsea when he returns to football management. The former Blues boss is eager to meet the club in European competition next season and knock them out. "If I play them in the Champions League, I want to go there and kill them - that's my message," he said. Meanwhile, the 45-year-old denied he had signed a pre-contract agreement with Barcelona but said he was ready to return to management. I was speaking with Mr Abramovich and chief executive Peter Kenyon because we keep in touch Jose Mourinho Despite expressing his desire to beat Chelsea in Europe next season, he admitted he still felt a close connection with the club. "I still feel Chelsea is a part of me, I'll have Chelsea in my heart forever," added the Portuguese. "I left and for five months you couldn't get a bad word from me in relation to the club and you cannot do it in the future too." 606: DEBATE What do you think of Mourinho now? And Mourinho said his relationship with the club's owner Roman Abramovich was good after reports at the time of his departure in September 2007 suggested he left Stamford Bridge because of a rift between himself and the Russian billionaire. "I think it was last week that I spoke with people from the club," he said. "I was speaking with Mr Abramovich and chief executive Peter Kenyon because we keep in touch. "I was telling them I wish them always good, I wish them always to succeed, I wish them always to win." BBC Sport

Lol the old Pannini stickers. Collectors items now, you've an inheritance there for your grandkids Mike. People flog them on e bay. Think you're right about '79, few years in the doldrums, down to Div 4, almost bankrupt etc.

Will be a cracking atmosphere, what with the free trains etc, and we'll progress onto the next round. Grants easy fixture list continues.

That Dixie blokes defence said ''he came across Sally Annes body (that had been stabbed several times and covered in blood) and decided to have sex with her''. Her parents have to sit through that garbage.

First time it was done to me was by a West Brom fan and I shit myself, but I was 14. All in all though I thought the greeks had excellent support, especially at their place. Imagine letting a flare of in the MH, it would be life ban and three months inside. Still we showed them, that stony West Stand silence put them in their place.