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Hes probably paying a fair whack of tax here, money nicked from Thai people, so Gordon Brown will let him stay awhile

Amazing Michael Phelps becomes the greatest Olympian of all time with 11 golds so far. A lot of World Records being broken in the swimming, too many for my liking, -I reckon the pool is a couple of feet too short.

Oh well better luck next time. What the fucks he doing in Namibia, pretending to be an African Chief or something ?

Sorry to shatter any illusions about Lil' Dennis -he did play his heart out for nigh on 11 years. As for Joe Cole, think they are just stories, hes Chelsea for the foreseeable, and I think he'll want -like all the players -to put on a good show for Scolari..

Damn. Plan B it is then....

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Spot on -or if it had been two groups who were both up for it they would have been jailed. It seems fat Northern fucks are allowed to get away with picking on vulnerable people....

Drogba has done so much for Africa, and given so much cash. He is known as Mr Africa.

This wont be easy -Pompey have strengthened as well, but another opening day win is certain in my book (1/5/ on) PS ManUtd faves for PL, Chels 15/8

Madrid saying hes not for sale is the standard parlance for 'we want more cash'. His agent Wagner somebody, is basically saying Robinho is desperate to play under Scolari, and that Madrid are complete cunts. This bodes well for the next week or two.

With greedy billionaires tapping into fan loyalty and buying clubs to make even more money this will probably be only the first. None of the billionaires got their money by working, lets face it, they've all dodgy history, or borrowed the whole lot like the Glazers. Either way they're toying with the clubs. Tragedy for Citeh fans if it does go tits up -our government and the FA should shoulder the blame for letting the crook buy the club in the first place. He was a fugitive when he bought it, a complete criminal, yet they let him go ahead; Case one: Abuse of power related to purchase of state land by his wife. Who: Thaksin and his wife. Status: Trial underway Case two: Abuse of power linked to government lottery scheme. Who: Thaksin and several former Cabinet ministers. Status: Case accepted by Supreme Court Case three: Abuse of power related to state loan to Burma alleged to have benefited family business. Who: Thaksin. Status: Case accepted by Supreme Court Case four: Concealing assets. Who: Thaksin, wife and two others. Status: Awaiting court decision on proceeding to trial Case five: Tax evasion. Who: Members of Thaksin's family. Status: Pojaman Shinawatra and her brother jailed for three years, her secretary for two years Several other claims also lodged....

HA HA HA Most of them do Charity stuff -you'd have to be a grade A cunt earning over 100k a week and keep it all to yourself.

Oh no -our first tiff. And I concede on the skin colour thing. Wise did have loyalty to Chelsea... and leicester, Millwall, Newcastle, Wimbledon, Saints , Coventry, Leeds, Swindon etc. I think the fighting tenacity was often seen as 'battling for the club' whereas the reality was just like any other player -'Can I get that new Porsche next week ?' Weighing up what Drogbas done against his so called misdemeanors, diving, moaning etc I couldn't give a flying fuck about his 'attitude'. Bottom line most footballers are thick, but good at what they do. Its funny that Frank L senior paid a fortune to get Frank Junior through a top education, and now the highest paid Premier League player is the only one with 'O' Level Latin. I would say Terry and Joe Cole have loyalty to the club at present. You could see how much the fans meant to Cole at the Fan Day - last to leave, no autograph was too much etc.

Racists

Maybe. Think I get the gist of what Truemans saying. You're right Georgia had a go at the Ossetians who have always traditionally aligned themselves with Moscow, so naturally Russia stepped in. I'm not making judgement here, just pointing out the danger of escalation had Bushs friend Georgia actually been in NATO. Thankfully Russia is now making noises about ceasing all hostilities.

The US is going to back Georgia -they were months away from being a full fledged NATO member -and Russia is going to hammer Georgia for the same reason. Its been simmering for about two years between Putin and Georgia -if it had happened when Georgia was in NATO the West would have been obliged to defend them -cue World carnage....

Really courageous -a middle aged couple , a bloke with one eye...... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7549807.stm

He only gives interviews when asked, and then seems to be misquoted. Agree he can be frustrating, but his attitude doesnt bother me, it's a small price to pay for titles and cups. Wise's attitude I used to find an embarassment to be honest -not far from Bartons thuggery -but it was ok he had a cheeky grin was white, and English.

The first week it was on -the bloke on the telly said ''if you have three or more of those numbers you're a winner''. Next day went down the newsagents to claim my tenner -was in there for about half an hour arguing. It turned out the bonus ball didnt count. Well I didnt know did I ? Fucking robbing cunts.

Ridiculous archaic, sexist ruling -only to be expected from Lancaster Gate perverts.

I think the only reason he doesnt is because hes got a really stupid agent. his agent is a bit like Joorachabian (Tevez parasite) who just sees his client as a commodity. Other players agents make sure they have a bit of PR training, say the right things, and would sue the French newspapers who make up Drogbas quotes. There is no loyalty to clubs anymore, thats a bygone era, it's just the other players are told to keep schtum To me Drogba will always be a Chelsea great -up there with Osgood - for the titles and cups - I dont care he was sent off in the CL - it was a quality bitch slap . I dont think fans wouldnt be on his back half as much if he was a white Englishman...

In the light of Chelseas unfortunate recent record it's worth looking at a few stats. No wake up, it's not that boring. The London School of Economics has a bloke called Ignatius Huerta. He has co written a study with some bloke from Barcelona University. They looked at 260 recent shootouts with 2712 kicks. On the face of it, it seems like a lottery, ....but it aint. The team that kicked first won 61% of shootouts. The team kicking first has a 21% greater probability of winning the tournament. Given that, it was weird watching Ferdinand win the toss, and then contemplate whether to go first or second for about a minute ! Also they discovered the first and last penalties were more important to be scored than the second or third kicks. It therefore makes sense to have your best kickers take the first and fifth. They also discovered that players have just as much chance of scoring with their best foot than their other one. London School of Economics

''How can we create another Chelsea story ?'' Quelle bollocks. Mourinhos gone and the most bitter time was the arrival of the fraudulent Average Cunt straight after. Now Scolaris here, everything will be rosy, especially if he manages to punch Ferguson.

Instead of the FA scrutinising another players bland autobiography for incriminating evidence, they should do something worthwhile like banning the psychopath scouse coward Barton

Think Hoeness is joking to be fair ....