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Yeah he nicked the story of me If it was still alive would have a hell of a story to tell his mates when he got back in the tank. ''You're not going to belive this....'' all the other fish would be going ''You just happened to swim up there ''. ''Righto''.

Lol true. I remember this casualty nurse I was briefly seeing told me a story, she swore was true. Bloke went to casualty with a small bottle of HP sauce stuck up his arse. His story was that he was locked out of his house when he went shopping, and as he was climbing on the ledge to get through the window he slipped, landed on the shopping, and the bottle shot up his arse. The barely credible story might have been true, but for the fact the casualty staff found the bottle was covered with a condom.

Reckons the League is tops; (Mail on Sunday) Wilkins' first task is to prepare his new players for a clash against United on Sunday and, having earned a reputation for one-on-one psychology during his previous spell at Stamford Bridge, he will looking to have a quiet word with some of the key contenders. 'If it's just a few words in the right direction and it helps, then that's what we're hoping to achieve,' he said. Wilkins' first piece of advice to his new troops, however, was to insist the Premier League should be their priority this season. 'It's vitally important you win your own league,' he said. 'It's a good time to play United. They have played six games and only won only one of those, while we've been outstanding.'

Cheers for that. Interesting stuff. This crash is great. How I laughed seeing all those greedy banker boys clearing their desks, and carrying out the contents in Champagne boxes Reagan and Thatcher created a casino economy, with Gordon Geckos ''Greed is Good'' mantra as if it was a new religion. Stupid cunts. Now AIG is all but nationalised, just as communist Russia did to their institutions. The Free Market works. HAHAHAH. Yeah right. This economic crisis theyve created is a global crisis. It is more serious than the crisis in 1929, but make no mistake the rich never suffer in a recession as much as the rest of humanity. Many people will now lose their jobs, lose their houses, lose their livelihoods, but there seems to be plenty of money for killing people abroad. They are bombing in Iraq and Afghanistan costing billions of dollars, but theres not enough money to meet ordinary peoples needs at home.

His cock must have some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment.

(..and WAFA Cup Thread) Robinho last night for Citeh.....Bag 'O Shite.

Whats the chances of that happening ? Sounds a bit fishy to me. http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/stor...5012895,00.html Come to think of it, which I do, .....Aroop hasnt been on for awhile....

Really ? Thought he said he was going to unleash the transexual. The Manc fans will be giving it the big ''Whooooops!'' when Terrys on the ball, and will get all manner of abuse.

That looks a safe bet . He may play Malouda after his Bordeuax performance and one of Drogba or Anelka. Kalou may get another chance as well. Joe Cole always plays well against the Mancs ...Doesnt Scolari let them know a couple of hours before kick off ? Will Ferdinand be brave again and kick another woman ?

Lol Talking of which there was some Israeli rag after the Bordeaux win that had the headline ''Chelsea win Despite not Having Grant'' I kid you not. Yup Clarke can fuck off to the pikeys now. ..

Should be a 9 point gap come 4:00. I expect the Manc fans will be booooing JT, which will fire us up. 3-1 to the whitesocks.

Gathering momentum now; Ray Wilkins is set to make a dramatic and emotional return to Chelsea as a replacement for Steve Clarke – just in time to face his old club Manchester United. The Chelsea great is in talks with the club over a role as assistant manager to Luiz Felipe Scolari and an announcement could be made as early as today. Wilkins, who joined the club as a schoolboy and became their youngest ever captain when given the armband aged 18 in 1975, is seen as the perfect man to replace Clarke given his popularity with fans and his long-time links with the club. Not only did he make 198 appearances for Chelsea, scoring 34 goals, but he was also coach under Gianluca Vialli before departing along with the Italian in 2000. Since then he has been an assistant to Dennis Wise at Millwall and worked alongside Peter Taylor with England Under 21s. But he has also maintained his links with the Blues even playing regularly in the Chelsea Old Boys team. Now the former England midfielder, who was 52 last week, is set to return to his spiritual home and will be seen a crucial part of Scolari's backroom team. Mail on Sunday

NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH GIGANTIC NEW BANK Titanic has been sailing between Southampton and New York for more than 90 years HBOS and Lloyds TSB last night created a monstrous new banking entity safe in the knowledge that nothing can possibly go wrong. Politicians and businessmen breathed a collective sigh of relief as two of the biggest names on the high street formed one very long name that will never do anything other than be brilliant all the time. Martin Bishop, a senior trader at Madeley Finnegan, said: "History tells us that massive financial institutions do not fail. Ever. Okay, there is maybe a tiny handful of exceptions. "Okay, maybe 40 or 50 exceptions. Actually, you're right, this is starting to look really dodgy." He added: "If you'll excuse me, I have to start selling the shit out of Lloyds TSB." As shares in the new banking giant plummeted, the government came under renewed pressure to stop people wanting lots of money. A Treasury spokesman said: "We've devised a regulatory framework that will effectively ban greed and no-one will ever be able to find a way round it. At least for the first six months. Probably." Meanwhile Downing Street sources let it be known the prime minister intervened personally to push for the deal which will put 40,000 people out of work.

'Glasgow Marathon' Absolutely. I'm not advocating drug taking, but the hypocrisy of governments as to what you can and cant take is staggering. Same as CM, I've dabbled with mushrooms, billywhiz, toked for about 20+years, Salvia, Khat, pills, MDMA, golden Virginia, -my old gaff looked like an explosion in a Rizla factory... and hoovered the old Mutu regularly on a night out. And guess what .......I've had some of the best fucking times of my life . Dont do anything now, but to say ''Dont Do Drugs'' is a green light to kids to do them. Education is the key.

Lol this thread was bound to create controversy with a question like that. Havent you asked this before Hingis ? I would consider it every fans duty to make it a priority to make the pilgimage and see the team play at least once, where ever they are, like Yougs did from South Africa. Fucking hell if Muslims can make it to Mecca....

Fulham Road was like a bygone era after the game seeing all the scarves....they should give out rolled up Levis, Ben Shermans and Doc Martens next game.

The way the team are playing, there should be a 9 point gap come 4.00pm Sunday. Belletti is becoming a top utility player, no gripes, just comes on does what hes told, and the boy has a hell of a shot on him.....

Was a right smash and grab partnership, Gudjohnsen and the startled eyed Dutchman. One of the hardest shots in the game, shame the cunt couldnt head the ball ...

This is a good move by the club, if The Scum can be believed. He has an excellent football brain, is Chelsea, (only went to Salford because the club were borassic), and can eventually see him as No 1 if it all works out. Thursday trivia:Met the ''crab'', and sorted him and his brother Grahams tax affairs out.

Breaking news -bit of a result there -fair play to Halsey as well - didnt really mean you were a fat cunt Mike.

What a bargain ! Going to grab a few to go with my 3 flags http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0...1393663,00.html

RIP Legend http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7617363.stm

What is unbelievable is that tackle by that Newcastle youngster Guthrie on the Hull attacker has also got a 3 match ban, .......and it now transpires that he's broken his fucking leg !

I bet Halsey sent him off at first because he thought he was the last man, now he knows he wasnt hes changed it to ''serious foul play''. Quelle cunt. How can referees demand RESPECT, when they're bellends a lot of the time ?

Gets long overdue recognition. To do stadium tours now; http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0...1393265,00.html