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Priceless ..... slightly off topic-anyone see that Big Fat Gypsy Wedding pikey thing. Only a Liverpool banner in their caravan.......

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He really is a prize bellend nosed areshole. Sooo bitter. Prize for whoever can find that Youtube clip of him going apeshit when we score....

Gourlay will be scooping them up , dyeing them blue, then whacking them in the megastore .....

Shanklygates, dippers forum, advocating all the kiddie Torres shirts to be thrown on the pitch, to show how hes broken their hearts :champions:

Andy Gray and Richard Keys Not That Bothered by it all

Super Dooper Sky Sports Sunday -absolute massive build up. Andy Gray watching Sky Sports at home in his vest , ala Rab C Nesbitt, absolutely pissed drinking Tennants and Buckie with a big wet patch round his groin crying. Richard Keys bumbling around in Grays kitchen trying to get the microwave to make Pot Noodle. Liverpool fans to smash up the toilets as usual , and rob local shops. Some loony scouse gets on the pitch to confront Torres. Liverpool Torres shirts thrown on the pitch. Few fisticuffs in Shed forecourt. Game itself 3-1 Anlka, Drogba, Torres.

True M. The way goonsville is run , a few major shareholders hold the purse strings -obviously theyre intersted in their annual share dividends more than anything else -and i think Wenger is just bitter that they havent given him £70 m to spend

Dear Mr Pepe, If you are after more money from your present club, I suggest you get your agent to do a bit of research before he goes to the press and say ''Chelsea want me''. Tell your agent to make up a story about man city instead or even closer to home Barca. But in all honesty I'd sack the fucker, he's taking a great crock of your already inflated salary, and yet if he did his homework, he'd know we're alright in the defensive dept. Now fuck off and do one. Yours sincerely, Ron Gourlay

I seem to remember there was a bit of a kerfuffle when he was in France paying players tax free via Monaco. Tres hypocrite, n'est ce pas? Quelle cunt. If Wenger wants to take the moral high ground why doesnt he explain to us all how it is that a player earns in a couple of days what it takes a year for most of the crowd paying to watch to earn.

He supplies a lot of energy and all were up for it last night -though Drogs seemed a bit sluggish. Even so the counter attacking was breakneck speed. United will definitely lose one or both their games against us. Yeah kalou seems a very popular member of the squad with the other players

Good report there Alex. How it was not more -but then again we've had so many games like that. Replace Torres with Kalou last night would have been 2-8..... Importantly there seems a surge of confidence running again through the team now....

I love Kalou but he soooo frustrating. If i was managing him I'd definitely give him extra training in finishing, and at the moment use him on 60-70 mins ala Solskaer. The bloke is a fantastic athlete, but hasnt seemed to improved , even with all those great players around him.

Yes. Says that almost word for word HERE

Glad you think so. Better Film

Doubtless UEFA will feel the need to come down on somebody, and I wouldnt bet on Chelsea not being in the firing line. Platini has recently been wined and dined in Dubai by Man City owners, and i exepct he'll meet with Abramovich as well. There are plenty of ways round this 'operating profit' marker, as most companies practice 'creative accounting' of some sort and tax avoidance -eg Abramovich pays no UK tax. In reality this UEFA ruling is a warning shot to try and curb excessive spending and put the brakes on an already out of control scenario. Can you really imagine Real Madrid or Barcelona being penalised or denied access to European competition ? What Platini et al should be really looking at are the clubs that are bought with loans -eg Man Utd, and the excessive interest payments borne by fans that go into the Glazers pockets. End of the day there will be much huffing and puffing by UEFA and all the big clubs will creatively balance their books

Scored a couple tonight, but hasnt been the same since Coleens been bashing his ear for shagging those prossies....

How on earth was that not 2-8 ? Still my theory about the signings geeing up the players seems to be right. Kalou is like buster Keaton

Oh no, really ? Thats terrible

Yeah said that in a previous post. But hopefully just the effect of the signings will be postive to the rest of the team

To the tune of That's Amore ! When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll, When you're glassed in the face by a twat with no pace, Andy Carroll When your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll When you're either in Jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll !

Nah hes been rubbish, and that thing he does with his eyebrow, not fooling anyone. btw Arjen old fella hows the knees and hair loss?

Good approach there GZ. Not only Sunderland, but all the so called lesser teams will raise their game and want the Chelsea scalp. Like after the mad spending spree of 2004-5. What Ancellotti has to do now -and what Wilkins was good at - was to psychologically raise the players. Hopefully the signings will have a positive effect and gee up the others......

Liverpool have signed Andy Carroll for £35m plus add-ons for any trophies that he wins at the club.... This is expected to bring the deal to about £35m Liverpool will now have Lou and Andy up front. "I know, I want that one" .