Fulham Broadway

Pussy, Yachts, and football in that order

Bizarre thread -or is it something someone said ?

Anyone go for these ?? Yes I know you do Steve and Ollie. Never really bothered, but am thinking of getting Torres one just to fuck off the plastic scallies at work Plus got to get Roman his money back.....

Almost guaranteed he'll start on the bench. With 60 mins on the clock or thereabouts, he'll come on to rapturous applause and much gnashing of the odd scouse tooth

...bet theres quite a few Geordies this morning who want to kill off this 'cockney mafia' I expect Ashley has reassured them that the money will be spent wisely (wearing diamond encrusted pants, a coat made of money, and a crown.

Like a knife thru butter L ... youre probably right. That said Fergies Fuckwits have got to lose at some point...havent they ????

Sounds like a plan. The only difference to that if I could choose would be Malouda/Anelka behind Drogba and Torres. Its good that the squad is strengthened now -and the Luiz fella is teh bollox as well by all accounts

Andy Gets Burgled

You're probably right and the goons are prob second fav for the league -however, as the late Ally McLeod said after Scotlamds exit in 1978 ''..footballs strange..'' Yes 1971, when they had replays for finals ...and we did Man City in the semis if I remember rightly

Word up Mike. If we can get six points against United at home and theatre of shit, the league is back on methinks

Forgot about that -how long before his gaff is raided and his stash of coke and his back issues of Viz are nicked ?

I think to be eligible to play the deal had to be concluded yesterday at 13 00. Will feature against the dippers though....

How about the good old fashioned Chelsea death threats.... ?

If he cant be arsed, fuck him. I'm burning my Sturridge shirt.

I wont be at all surprised to see some crazed scouser run on and try to attack Torres.....

He loves it there and hopes to win things....

Thanks for the info - and very gracious over the loss. If he comes back he'll come back even better !

Incredible. SSN this morning all talking up Liverpool, and intonating they had the best deal The best beneficiary of the deals was probably Mike Ashley

BREAKING NEWS: Moyes has confirmed Phil Neville staying at Everton. Shit, thought we had a chance there.....

Thats right -snorting the devils dandruff, and battering girls (according to the non-sexist News internationals top tabloid News of the World)

Breaking News : Torres left in car. Helicopter unable to take off because off clouds of black smoke from shirt burning.

Agree with that Zolaeys. Top player unlike when he was at yernited. You know 'Arry 's going to make a big sneaky signing when he says hes not interested in anyone........

Yeah its all one big millionaires love in really Its only the fans that take it seriously... 'Arry just made a cheeky bid on behalf of the Yids for Forlan apparently.......

hahaha just thinking back to the Gerrard saga -will he wont he ? and all those Liverpool 'supporters' in Mumbai and Slough burning their Gerrard shirts. :woo:

Lol nice one Mike. If Torres signs and plays Sunday can see it kicking off outside the Bridge and possibly inside.....