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OED ACCEPTS RONALDO AS WORD FOR 'DESPICABLE SHIT' THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have agreed to include the word 'ronaldo' as a synonym for 'despicable', 'dishonest' and 'shitbag'. Even Ronaldo's friends think Ronaldo is a ronaldoAs the Manchester United winger lashed out at another opponent and was booked for diving, manager Sir Alex Ferguson admitted even he had started using the word as an insult. He added: "I've had this builder in and he's taking ages and making a lot of mistakes and the other day, without even thinking, I called him a 'sneaky wee ronaldo'. "I said to him, 'don't ronaldo to me you lazy fucking ronaldo, just get it done or you'll get my toe up your ronaldo-hole'." Examples of the new usage include, 'James accidentally ronaldoed himself and then ronaldoed about it' and 'James was worried about the weeping ronaldos near the base of his ronaldo'. OED researcher Nathan Muir said: "The dictionary can accept neologisms if there are frequent enough references to its definition in common culture. "Following a thorough appraisal we are now satisfied that 'ronaldo' has become sufficiently analogous with a lying, pig-eyed sack of donkey turds." Websters Dictionary also had ''Fat necked effeminate cheating ponce'' abbreviated as 'Ronaldo' in the 2008 edition.

She needs to switch to the different skin, bottom left. Probably.

I dont know why the FA dont just give ManUtd the league title at the beginning of each season. Riverdance gets booked for diving, then within clear sight of the ref -who had an AIG shirt on I think -kicks out at a player. So the player that should have been sent off, scores the winner. Still I'm sure the FA will act retrospectively, as they did with SWP. ......Will they FUCK. With the penalty, Blackburn would have won. How many times has this scenario been played out at the Theatre of Crap ? How much longer do we have to put up with clear ref knobbling/intimidation by Ferguson and his hangers on ??

Well come on BB post something interesting Mike and Lampards bitch are missed, though Hanuma , dont know if you realised it, used to patronise you to death. He never went to games, and argued the toss with anyone just for the sake of it. Him and dooder were the same person imo -and his user name says it all about arrogance -it means ''God of the Monkeys''.

Lol endless possibilities. Halfway through the programme afterwards cut to naked dressing room. Just as Lampard scores winner switch to Harry Hills Burp.....

Anyone watch him last night ? Is still a top player instrumental in Copenhagens equaliser against Citeh. To me we would not be where we are today -or have won the two titles without him -he scored the second against the dippers on the final day of the 2003 season to give Chelsea a 2-1 victory, and the important fourth place in the league, ala CL qualification. Without that, Abramovichs radar wouldnt have picked up a fair to middling SW6 team. Also, his subbing against the Arse in THAT semi made both the goals. Shame about his crossing though

Good point - theres no way a club would let their talisman go in the old days, now with the lure of cash its different. Hes been a bit pony of late, but he would not want to go, and his vocal inspiration is also underated. Hope he has an enduring future, starting tomorrow against Villa who he debuted against 11 years ago

Was a bit of a child prodigy, and that seems to be spilling into adulthood. He better score soon or I'm going to get all the West Stand booooing.

Blimey didnt know that about Sky ! Got a good feeling about this game -Drogba will get at least one , impressed with his recent comments. Think the players want to play for Hiddink....

Thought Villa were pretty average last night, especially Young and Agbonlahor -overated shite Hiddinks boys will get the result.

7th March, Lunchtime KIck off apparently. Live on ITV for all you armchair boys and girls

Yup seems to be going quite well. Fan power is the new way forward http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...eet/7892627.stm

Ken Bates said the problem with Abramovich is that he knows nothing about football. A bit short of the mark but not far off. The problem with Abramovich is that he has surrounded himself with Yes men, who like himself know little about football. Chelsea Football Clubs chairman is his lawyer. Green, Tenebaum, Buck are all matey jews together. Peter ''Grant is taking us to the next level '' Kenyon has his tongue constantly round Romans ringpiece. ''Grant has signed for four years why would he be sacked ?'' he said before sacking him a month later. Yes I was one of the thousands in the MHL who sang ''Stand up if you hate kenyon'' after Ranieris sacking, and various other times. Fans in far flung places who have never been to Stamford Bridge may like him, because they wouldnt have heard of Chelsea without his aggressive marketing, and have a lovely Made in China replica shirt. From his smug walking up the steps in the Luzikni Stadium to quickly get a Champions League medal whilst the players were so depressed, to his deaf ears to all fans needs, I despise him. Do not have any illusions he has Chelsea at heart. When/if Abramovich sells, guaranteed Kenyon will be ther toadying up to him to syphon a few more million quid out of the deal for himself, before he slimes of to sell some sub- prime.....

WHERE ARE TOOTHLESS HAGS? DEMANDS HOMESICK PAVLYUCHENKO SPURS striker Roman Pavlyuchenko last night hit out at England's lack of beetroot sandwiches and ugly, toothless old hags. Volgograd's Miss Beetroot 2008The £14m signing has revealed how he misses walking down a street and being accosted by dozens of bearded old women wrapped in shawls. Pavlyuchenko said: "They cackle, they shake baby in face. In London, is not so much. Except maybe on underground. "I come to England in hope of better life. But where is brutalist architecture, apart from Coventry? When will wind chill reach minus 40? And how I find man who poke dancing bear with sharp wooden stick?" The striker added: "The Spurs canteen offers fruit, salad, pasta. Where is fried beetroot toastie and potato marmalade? "And training ground is so smooth and flat. Where tractor ruts? Where drums full of industrial waste? Where deformed nuclear sheep?" Pavyluchenko said settling into the English way of life had been difficult, particularly as he has been forced to spend much of his spare time teaching Andy Gray and Mark Lawrenson how to pronounce his name. Spurs boss Harry Redknapp admitted many of his new signings were finding it difficult to acclimatise, adding: "We have to keep stealing things from Robbie Keane and then selling them back to him in the pub. "And since moving from Man Utd Fraizer Campbell has found it very difficult to get used to that whole 'being in a team that could get relegated' thing."

It's only losses on paper though. He's not going to sell his investments, so when the market bounces back (could be awhile) he'll regain the losses which are temporary. Just means he has to tighten his belt a bit, maybe have five instead of six super yachts. Reducing costs at SW6 is small change to what he actually owns, but his ''advisors'', have probably told him to have wholesale cuts on all his assets.

....but being a wanker is not enough....

According to the Chels website Huge Phil used to take them swimming on Mondays after a match. LMFAO!! Deco was allowed to bring his blow up dinosaur, and Malouda his water wings. Then they were allowed to go to a zoo petting park and have an ice cream. Probably.

No its not Brentford or Kingstonian Seattle Shirt Selling

...and then kissed her badge. Probably.

Still a Chelsea player and wants to come back. Seems to do better in the Bundesligue though.... Noooooooooooooo !!!!!

Yeah catching up on old times....strong possibility ...or she was catching her breath as he shimmied and swivelled, dummied her defence, then rifled a volley between her posts.

"The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem." I suppose the other thing is even Waitrose eggs have a shelf life.....

He won it though. "There are only two ways for me to leave Chelsea. One way is in June 2010 when I finish my contract and if the club doesn't give me a new one. It is the end of my contract and I am out. The second way is for Chelsea to sack me. The way of the manager leaving the club by deciding to walk away, no chance! I will never do this to Chelsea supporters'' Bloke is a genius in some respects. Abramovich needs to do some serious grovelling to get him back. **His home league record since February 2002 is played 109, Won 90 Drawn 19. Phenomenal.**

Well hes shagged a few other women since shes been with him, I suppose she couldnt trust him anymore. Hope his game doesnt suffer because of this. Shes been on at him for ages to shed a few pounds, in the end she said ''enoughs enough fatty''

Done. In answer to your question CJ -I think, like most people there is a an ageing squad , some who have already won things and got the T shirt, and perhaps dont have the hunger to go on. All multi millionaires, set up for life financially, and are fairly content to drift along. The press would have us believe that this is down to Abramovich wanting instant success. There is probably some truth in this, and although Abramovich has made Chelsea the club they are, I dont think he has that much knowledge about football tbh. he rules the club in an autocratic way. His lawyer is the club chairman ffs. He could learn some things from ManUtd and Arsenal whereby you dont interfere with the manager, you let them control who comes and goes, and let them control the day to day occurences on the training ground -and both Ferguson and Wenger incorporate a blend of experience and youth with long term aims. On the positive the club will probably adopt this idea now, with Hiddink and the next manager hopefully usoing some our vastly talented youth. -but whether Abramonvich leaves the day to day running of the squad alone remains to be seen....